+Sultry and Sassy Suicide Girl

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There’s no coming to consciousness without pain. - Carl Jung

How to describe me: A little bit nerdy, incredibly sarcastic, super kinky, articulate, and hedonistic. I’ve been told I’m like a goth/alternative Felicia Day and Allison Hannigan. I enjoy witty, intelligent conversation and learning new things. The brain is definitely my biggest erogenous zone. I want to leave you with a spring in your step and a stupid grin on your face.

I have been called awkwardly charming and told that my self proclaimed title of Professional Pervert is accurate. I believe that we (humans) don’t get enough touch and closeness, so I like to do my part to change that. I’m an adventurous girl and I love fulfilling fantasies, what’s yours?


Reading, roller derby, and music are probably foremost in my list of passions.

More often than not during conversations there is a question on the tip of my tongue in hopes of furthering my knowledge. I also like being able to share my knowledge with others.

Typically you will find my nose buried in a paranormal romance or a good mystery. My favorite non-fiction topic is all things related to sex/sexuality and kink.

If books were the air in my lungs then music would be the blood in my veins, I love music. Mostly rock, but am willing to listen to just about anything once.



September 13-17th from 8am-Midnight in Schaumburg

While I am happy to see newbies, I prefer references. I am happy to take out of state, or even out of country references. If you do not have a reference please contact me through email. In that email include a short paragraph about yourself. Tell me about your likes/dislikes, hobbies, work, and personality. It helps me get a better feel for you. I also offer meet and greets and/or social time if you’d prefer to get to know one another face to face.


$200 for half an hour
$300 for an hour
$400 for an hour and a half
$500 for two hours

Overnights: $1800

24 hours: $3000

Social: $100 plus cost of activities