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Inara Byrne

+Gorgeous geek with an infectious laugh & sparkling hazel eyes

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“…hook up a well-formed bottom to a whip-smart woman and apply a dash of the awkward and what you’ve got yourself is…well, trouble.)”
― Christopher Moore

The Look

Inara Byrne is a 6', all natural, 35 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.

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My name is Inara (extra brownie points if you know the reference!), and I’m a sexy 34-year-old smart, geeky & sexy woman with a wide sensual streak, an optimistic worldview and a playful demeanor.

I love to connect with new people, and I LOVE what I do. And with my new schedule change, I can start seeing friends on weekends now as well! :*

I am 6’ tall with a well-proportioned & well-toned body built on a love for life & movement and some very lucky Swedish genes (as my silky soft alabaster skin, high arched feet & still amazingly perky, all-natural 34DDs will attest to).

I am great at communicating. Leaving my company feeling 10 feet tall and bulletproof is a common side effect of time spent with me!

I spend my spare time dreaming up ways to make the world better on the grandest scale that I can reach, and then help make it happen. A look around my website and my reviews should give you a good feel for who I am and whether or not you will enjoy my company.

I enjoy the company of all types of people, though I confess I most especially enjoy fellow geeks and gentleman who appreciate my playful demeanor and love to laugh as much as I do.

Above all, I adore men who communicate well and who are interested in sharing pleasure.

When you look into my hazel eyes and see a bit of mischief stirring, you know you are in for a good time!

Be forewarned - you may find one short meeting to be not nearly enough!

Til we rendezvous…
Sweet, juicy dreams to you,


PS - My incall is totally private, just minutes from downtown in lower Queen Anne, and it’s a very clean, comfortable, well-stocked space. And I ADORE men who are willing to plan ahead - hint hint.

A note on last minute vs. pre-booking…

I do book up, and am rarely available for day of appointments. However I will happily pre-verify you if you want to be free to be spontaneous when our schedules DO match up.

Schedule Openings:

This Week

Saturday (2/24) unavailable
Sunday (2/25) 7-11pm


Week of February 26

Monday (2/26) noon-5pm
Tuesday (2/27) unavailable
Wednesday (2/28) unavailable
Thursday (3/1) 2-3pm
Friday (3/2) noon-11pm

Weekend Availability

Saturday (3/3) 1pm-midnight
Sunday (3/4) 10am-noon, 6-11pm


Week of March 5

Monday (3/5) noon-5pm
Tuesday (3/6) 2-4pm
Wednesday (3/7) noon-11pm
Thursday (3/8) noon-6pm
Friday (3/9) noon-10pm

Weekend Availability

Saturday (3/10) noon-midnight
Sunday (3/11) 4-10pm

Overnights and longer term arrangements, special timing can be arranged.


Entrepreneurship, quantum physics, science, computers, technology, Dr. Who, Terry Pratchett books



$400 / hr
$600 / 1.5 hrs (I LOVE the feel of a relaxed session, don’t you?)
$800 / 2 hrs
$1200 / 3 hrs
$1500 / 4 hrs
$2200 / 12 hrs (Overnight)
Social time/Meet’n Greets = $200 / hr

Add $50 travel fee for outcall

Seattle area & the Eastside (incall & outcall)


Traditional two reference system accepted as well as P411. Alternate screening available but ideally you will be willing to give me real information for this to work, and plan a day or two ahead of time so we have enough time to check you out.

If you do not have references, please have patience - alternate verification options require a fair bit of my time and that is quite limited.

Returning friends are always very warmly welcomed!

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