Katherine Kale’s Cover Photo

Katherine Kale

+The Untamed & Unshaven 30-Something-Next-Door!

Katherine Kale’s Avatar

I have a fetish for really bad puns.

I’m Katherine Kale. I am an all-natural brunette beauty with sun-kissed skin and soft, fragrant body hair. My legs are smooth at this time. A robust regimen of rich, delicious food and outdoor activity has sculpted my body into lithe curves. At five-foot-seven and one hundred forty pounds, I’m a graceful combination of soft and strong, fit and feminine.

Though I admire the flashy brilliance of my diva sisters, I have never felt comfortable wearing lots of makeup and jewelry. With with my big, dazzling eyes and cheerful smile, my look is simple and timeless. To get to know (and see) more about me, I suggest you check out my Twitter! My website is under construction.

I am a truly free spirit with a deep love for the natural world and my fellow humans, flawed though we may be. I rejoice in the human body, in its textures and scents, the unruly hairs that sprout from its hidden places, all of the “imperfections” that bestow upon each body its unique and titillating charm.

When you meet me, you’re meeting the real me—sweet, friendly, and down-to-earth. I seek genuine connection in any encounter, and I find that laughter often helps. New friendships can certainly have an air of intensity but we needn’t take ourselves *too* seriously—this is supposed to be fun! Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.

Adventurous, intuitive, intelligent, candid, wild at heart… words are pretty but cannot compare to the visceral, soothing warmth of cozy affection. I’m here to bring a little levity into your life, to help you relax into yourself, and to rejuvenate your zest for life. I’m your much-needed vacation.

Perhaps you’re a little nervous to contact me, a mysterious, beautiful stranger—and who wouldn’t be? But one thing I’ve learned from my all of my adventures: sometimes you’ve just got to jump in.

The Look

Katherine Kale is a 5'7", all natural, 30 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.

Interests

Reading historical and dystopian science fiction, hiking and camping, sewing and crafting, trail running, pumping iron, lying in the sun (when it’s out!), combing my armpit hair…

Expectations

Seattle: 500 first hour, 400 each additional hour; 400 per hour for returning friends.
California (SF Bay/LA/San Diego): 500 first hour, 400 each additional hour
NYC: 600 first hour, 500 each additional hour

Screening Required! I accept two forms of screening.
1. References. Please send along the names of two recent references who can vouch that you are a well-behaved gentleman.
2. Discreet Employment/Identity Verification. Please inquire for details.

Availability
My availability is limited due to school and other exciting things! Please book 1-2 weeks in advance. I am never available for same-day bookings.

(Current Through Feb 2019)
Mon - Wed: Not Available
Thurs: Available after 1pm
Fri: Available after 2pm
Sat: Available after 10am
Sun: Available after 4pm

To book, please send me a polite introductory email that lets me know what days/times you’d like to book and how long you would like to spend together. Please include references if available. Lewd or explicit messages will be promptly deleted.

I look fur-ward to meeting!

Contact Info
Contact
Information