+Penny Bloom | The heart asks pleasure first.
Stats at a glance: 5’2”, 115 lbs, dark brown shoulder-length hair, 34B, size S, bubbly butt, athletic frame, wicked calves, and size 6 women’s shoe size.
Meet Penelope Bloom: I enjoy paradoxes, contradictions, and the blue velvet darkness; chastened and pious to myself and my convictions and my pleasures above all else.
As multilayered as any Joycean heroine, acquaint yourself with the depths of my whims and affirmations. I’m a professional first and foremost, having honed the craft of creating the perfect encounter that never happened.
I read old myths and modernist literature. I like philosophical exercises concerning questions of moral blameworthiness and criminality. I can be ruthless in my decadence, my vanity, and my stalwart defence of the truth and individual liberty. I prefer my solitude to superficial gatherings, but I’m also warm, soft and gooey with the people who captivate me.
For discerning men and women, I offer exclusive companionship via slow and steady coaxing. As someone with high standards for what makes great encounters, I make sure to pass these sentiments onto my partners. Like a warm peach dripping in the sun, I aim to quench your thirst.
Penny Bloom is a 5'2", slender, 28 year old asian woman with medium length auburn hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, and Couples.
Virgnia Woolf, James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, photography, writing, the law, individual liberty, conversations of substance.
24-hours notice is required for all appointment requests. If you’d like to meet with a duo partner (of which I can recommend many, but I’m always open to meeting new friends), pre-booking at least 3 to 4 days ahead is a must.
Appointment requests should be sent in writing by email to email@example.com or text to (I don’t take phone calls) with the following information:
- the type of session you’d like (in/out, any specific requests, etc);
- if it’s an outcall, the address and major intersection of your hotel or residence (travel fees begin at $50 for within the downtown core);
- the duration of your requested appointment (see Rates);
the preferred time/date of your booking request (I will provide alternatives if your requested time/date conflicts with my availability);
- any restrictions on your part;
- a short introduction about yourself, including: your name, age, and anything about yourself you’d like to share; and
your phone number I can call you on to confirm the booking* (no phone apps/VoIP numbers), a good time to call you, and/or a recent positive reference from another reputable SP along with his or her contact information (make sure to ask for permission first).
Cancelled appointments are subject to a rebooking fee of $150.