Stefania

**Currently booking for my upcoming USA tour: NYC, DC & SF! AMERICAN CLIENTS: For my privacy and safety, I do not publicly advertise my tour dates. If you’d like to have my exact dates released to you, please see here for more info: www.xostefania.nl/rates/#USA

If I am advertising in your city, it means I regularly tour to your area (even if I’m not currently there!)

I’m sorry to make you jump through hoops for information! I know it’s annoying!

My rates are listed in full here: www.xostefania.nl/rates

The FIRST thing you should do is check me out on Twitter. If you don’t like my sense of humour, we will never get along in person!

When I first started in this industry, I was convinced I had to be this token dream person. I had wealthy clients take me to fancy restaurants and expensive, lavish trips. I had to dress to the nines in clothes I hated and wear uncomfortable shoes.

Confession: I hated (mostly) every second of it.

I do not mean I dislike those activities in general, I just dislike them with the wrong people and prefer to share those kind of experiences with people I don’t have to fake liking.

Full transparency: I’m not really a good actress. If I don’t like someone, the emotional energy it takes to be in their presence is like dying a slow death. I have learned to be very selective on who I see. Some people can truly never pay me enough to make it worthwhile tolerating being in their company for even a second.

My ideal client is one that seeks to connect with me on a real human basis, not expecting me to put on a fake disguise of “perfection” that is the opposite of who I really am. I want you to get to know the real, unfiltered version of me that can sometimes be clumsy and trip over her own shoes, swear too much for her own good, and miss non-verbal cues to STFU when she gets into a endless tangent about God knows what. Does this sound like someone you want to meet? We might just be a perfect match.

I take pride in being a person you will never have to wonder, “Is she being genuine or faking it?” If you are fortunate enough to make it into my list of favourite suitors, you can rest assured you truly do belong there and my appreciation for you is as real as it gets. This is no exaggeration - I turn down nearly every single person who requests a date with me, with very few exceptions. Life is too short to spend my time with the average loser!

More random trivia about me: I am currently finishing my undergrad as I slave away trying to get into grad school. I hope to eventually go as far as my PhD – I have buckled up and am ready for the long journey ahead of me. As much as school hurts me and drains my life and soul at times, it is also something I am super passionate about.

Is that enough about me? I sure hope so. You’re a true champ if you made it to the very end of this ramble. If you want to learn more, you’ll have to come meet me in person. Like I warned though, I can be VERY chatty and I don’t want to ever hear a comment about it as if you never warned.

If this still hasn’t scared you off, then perhaps consider taking it a step further and making an actual date out of it. I’ll be waiting!