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Adahlia Cole

+Cerebral Bon Vivant + Curvaceous Curator of Corporeal Pleasures

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The illustrated constellations etched forever in her flesh are a treasure map for you to follow, fingertips navigating her perfect curves and hidden valleys

Hello Perfect Stranger,

When did a lady last truly stoke the fires of your imagination? I want you to reach into the vaults of memory and recall the first blush of adoration you felt for the fairer sex, the strength of your desire and yearning for her touch… I want to take you back to the square root of that gripping electric hunger, of feral hope, and wild elation. Let me be your femme fatale. I want to inspire you, to galvanize you to more greatness than ever. I want to grant your wishes.

Perhaps that sounds overly ambitious to you, but please think… When was the last time you truly played? If you have lately felt like Atlas with the weight of a world balanced squarely upon your shoulders, it is vital to carve time out from the pressures and responsibility to indulge and nourish yourself. You are driven; maybe your career disallows you the time for a traditional courtship or your domestic life, while fulfilling in many ways is lacking in others? Purposefully submitting to pleasure is physiologically and emotionally replenishing and improves your human experience as a whole (ask science!) yet creating space in your busy, professional life and finding the time and energy to plan can be daunting. Allow me to take the reins. As a practiced bon vivant, it has been my great privilege to dedicate myself to curating experiences full of warmth, luxury, and the pure thrill of gorgeous self indulgence for you. Have you ever met a woman who saw through to your core and delighted in the truest version of yourself? Give me the keys to the deepest, internal rooms where you have locked your unadulterated laughter, wry smiles and unabashed joy. Whether for just an hour, or an evening, take my hand, let me be your muse. I want to set you free.

You’ve seen my photos so I don’t need to go into the grand details of my enviable hourglass figure with a décolletage to die for, lustrous, derriere-skimming, raven locks and stormy grey eyes but I will tell you this… the illustrations etched into my alabaster flesh are constellations for your fingertips the follow, the silkiest treasure map you’ve ever placed your hands on. You know I have full, pouting lips, but you haven’t yet felt any lingering nervousness melt away when they part in the widest grin with just the right amount of mischief. There are sadly many folks who seem to believe it isn’t possible to be both a bona fide bombshell while being irreverent and silly. Sexy isn’t always serious, smoldering looks, though I am damn fine at that too. Vivacious, intuitive and intellectually adventurous, I have a wry humor, charm in spades and a deep appreciation for the genuine. I love to hear about your passions and reveal my own to you, whether talking about epidemiology, human sexuality, or contemporary artists and authors we are swooning over as we sip perfectly crafted cocktails awaiting our dinner or lay with flushed skin and tangled sheets, hearts still fluttering, engaging in pillow talk of social justice, migration patterns, ethno-pharmacology and medical history. I am a multi-faceted woman with many admirable qualities, but time and time again I am told that the greatest of such is that I am so sweetly genuine. I am humbled with gratitude over how often I am bid goodbye with some version of a shy “I didn’t think you could possibly live up to the hype… but you’ve surpassed my wildest expectations.” I don’t inhabit a character. I love people and I love my work. It lies at the very center of my identity, and I wouldn’t want to live any part of my life without authenticity. This is who I am. I can’t wait to see who you are.

Interests

Cultural Anthopology, linguistics, excellent food, art of many kinds, cinema, sex, stimulating discussion, human sexuality, polyamory, ethnobotany, ethno-pharmacology, social justice, beautiful lingerie and books. Lots of books. Some of my favorite reading materials, if you are interested in what I am consuming, include Sex At Dawn, God’s Middle Finger (A journey into the lawless heart of the Sierra Madre), Spillover: The Next Human Pandemic, One River, The Serpent and The Rainbow, The Crying of Lot 49, American Nomads, The Ethical Slut, etc.

As far as gifts and treats go, they are never expected but I would be being disingenuous if I said a well picked something won’t make me squeal with delight and smother you with excited affections. Thoughtfulness goes a long way with me. As far as gifts go, your favorite book, gift certificates to Bi-Rite market, unusual flowers (peonies in particular), or lingerie in my size (or 36D, underwear and garter belts in size 4, from Agent Provocateur (especially the Soiree Collection) are always apreciated. There is a wishlist at the Agent P Union Square store under “Adahlia.” If you REALLY want to make me excited, garner squeaks of delight and reap the rewards of the gratitude and warm fuzziness I feel at recieving a gift that really gets to the heart of what I am and love, you could do one of three things. 1) You could purchase for me a work of art (for style reference I love Enrique Chagoya, Joel Peter-Witkin, Henry Leutwyler, Monica Canilao, Jason Vivona, Tony Fitzpatrick, Sarina Brewer etc.) or a piece of taxidermy (or the two combined)! 2) We could share some time together in which we enjoy social activities I am fond of such as attending gallery openings or museum galas or (3) You could book an engangement with me in which we enjoy a fine meal together at a restaurant of my choosing. There is nothing I am more passionate about that hedonism and being a good bonne vivant so you booking me for an evening in which we share many bodily pleasures lets me know you are the kind of guy I adore. In fact, check out my blog, hungryhungryhooker.org to read about my lusty epicurean adventures!

In lieu of more traditional gifts, donations can always be made to Planned Parenthood, SWOP (Sex Workers Outreach Project) Bay Area or St James Infirmary in SF and are greatly appreciated. Philanthropy is sexy!

Expectations

NYC

$600/hour

SF, DC, LA, CHI, BOS etc.

$500/hour

Europe 450 E/ hour if I am already there.

Returning friends I’ve seen within six months have their rates grandfathered

Overnight (12 hours) $3,500

Extended O/N (16 hours) $4,500

A whole delicious day $5,500

Overnights within the US and nearby include the costs of travel. Visiting you in your major city for appointments of 3+ hours do not incur additional travel fees within the time zone I am in (for example, if I have ads in SF, I am availible to come to you in LA, SEATAC or PDX for no additional travel fee for dinner date bookings or longer).

I am frequently travelling these days so if you don’t hear back from me immediatly, do not fret, I will return all emails when I am back from whatever far away land I have skipped off to. When I am on tour, my assistant Simone is available to answer questions and take care of screening at which point she will pass you into my loving arms.

I am availible to men, couples, women, trans-folk and anyone in between who is safe, hygienic and respectful. I never discriminate on the basis of race, gender, sexual orientation, disability status etc. If group activities are your cup of tea, please email me as I have many friends who can join us!

Please leave consideration in large bills tucked in your favorite book or in an unsealed envelope in plain view upon meeting and do not ruin the mood by mentioning it. My consideration is NOT negotiable.

Though I have bold style, I’m a lady. Any lewd or graphic conversation over phone or email will lead to swift (and permanent) termination of our communication

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