Laurel Ashland

+Romantic, exclusive companion for the discerning gentleman

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Experience a little Southern charm!

Looking for something real?

I’m a friendly Texas girl who’s more adventurous than average. The first step down the hopeful path to feeling my skin (flushed with heat) against yours is to visit my website,

I screen both for safety and compatibility - we’ll be going on a date, after all! A good first email sets the tone for all our future interactions.


My interests are varied and voracious. I love, among other things, Baroque music, cats, cooking, epistemology, ethics, etymology, fetish play, flower arranging, game theory, hiking, and whisky.

I would love help feeding my book addiction. In nonfiction, my tastes run toward the in-depth but accessible: no textbooks, but something that gives a good grounding in its subject area. In fiction, I usually gravitate towards magical realism, speculative/scifi, and tales that push the boundaries of what a book can be. Or just show me your favorite novel and you won’t go wrong!

If you prefer more traditional gestures of courtship, I do love yellow roses, Rieslings, and especially chocolate truffles. Favorite flavors include passion fruit, lavender, rose, and salted caramel. Feed one to me and watch me swoon…


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I am available to travel nationally with a minimum booking of dinner date - please see my website for details.