+Hipster Bon Vivant, Sultry Brainiac & Runner Up For World’s Funniest Person
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For as long as I can remember, my petite, pinup figure has turned heads everywhere I go. Maybe you’ve seen me on your daily commute, gazing upon my slender curves and beestung lips as you rush to the train, implanting a memory that you savor for the rest of the day.
You dream about meeting me, gazing at my doe eyes and coy smile across, pausing time as we take each other in. It’s no shock that my wit and quirky, warm nature entrances you as much as my timeless beauty does, leaving you wondering how a woman can be so well-rounded and eclectic, a living dream who carries herself with pure authenticity and class.
You return to reality, your heart still racing with thoughts about my hourglass frame and red lips. I may seem like the one-who-got away, but I am a living, breathing dream who can be all yours! The memories and experiences I create are my true art form. I completely commit to our exploration and increasing connections — I live to be your inspiration and indulgence!
Lindsay Keiss is a 5'2" 27 year old caucasian woman with medium length brunette hair and hazel eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, Couples, Trans, Disability, Groups, and Non Binary.
- My personality is a mix of hipster bon vivant and quirky femme fatale.
- My style is rock-n-roll Audrey Hepburn disguised as the girl-who-you-wished-lived-next-door.
- My large hazel doe-eyes will captivate you with my genuine expressions and my bee-stung lips will mesmorize you with conversation.
- A true artist, I’m a photographer, filmmaker, and musician, bringing creativity to everything I do.
- Undercover nerd. I am part of a D&D group and read more than anyone I know.
1hr - $400
I generally can available from 7am to 11pm each day of the week. Booking in advance is recommended, but I do my best to accomodate even the most chaotic schedules.
***Please visit my website for extended date options.***