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Kitty Karlyle

+Tattooed Alt Gamer Babe

Current Location

Washington, DC

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“I don’t want my life to imitate art, I want my life to be art.”Carrie Fisher

Hey friends!

If you’re looking for a cute, tattooed, experienced and witty weirdo to hang out with, you’ve clicked on the right profile! I would love to be your adventure conceierge and colloborate with you on a mutually satisfactory adventure.

I am often described as a breath of fresh air due to my honesty and authenticity. I am kind, compassionate, intelligent, mature & professional. But I also possess an exuberance for new experiences! My favorite thing to do is justrelax*, and I consider myself an expert in helping others to learn and appreciate the true art of radical acceptance.

As an artist, hedonist and amateur philosopher, I am truly an experience not to be missed. I am couple, queer and trans friendly- I find every body type attractive, and do not discriminate based on race, size, shape, identity or even politics (though I’m definitely a radical leftist, in case you couldn’t tell!). I love getting to know new people, and hearing different perspectives.

Looking forward to blowing your mind and leaving you revitalized, destressed and walking on sunshine.

The Look

Kitty Karlyle is a 5'5", athletic, 35 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.


Video Games, good TV, good movies, reading, writing, art in all its forms, philosophical bullshit, human interaction, queer theory, cats, dogs and really all the creatures, cooking and baking, sleeping


I heavily encourage new friends to read my website, and use my contact form to request an appointment. I do screen and there are no exceptions.

Please be respectful when contacting me! Don’t ask me if I provide certain services or use coarse language- I won’t be able to respond.

Please pre-book with me! I can only accommodate requests for an appointment at least 48 hours in advance, with some exceptions when on tour.

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