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Kitty Karlyle

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“I don’t want my life to imitate art, I want my life to be art.” -Carrie Fisher

Welcome Friends!

If you’re looking for a cute, tattooed, experienced and witty weirdo to hang out with, you’ve clicked on the right profile! I would love to be your adventure conceierge and colloborate with you on a mutually satisfactory adventure.

I am often described as a breath of fresh air due to my honesty and authenticity. I am kind, compassionate, intelligent, mature & professional. But I also possess an exuberance for new experiences! My favorite thing to do is just *relax*, and I consider myself an expert in helping others to learn and appreciate the true art of radical acceptance.

As an artist, hedonist and amateur philosopher, I am truly an experience not to be missed. I am couple, queer and trans friendly- I find every body type attractive, and do not discriminate based on race, size, shape, identity or even politics (though I’m definitely a radical leftist, in case you couldn’t tell!). I love getting to know new people, and hearing different perspectives.

Looking forward to blowing your mind and leaving you revitalised, destressed and walking on sunshine.

The Look

Kitty Karlyle is a 5'5", all natural, 38 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.


Video Games, good TV, good movies, reading, writing, art in all it’s forms, philosophical bullshit, human interaction, queer theory, cats, dogs and really all the creatures, cooking and baking, sleeping


I heavily encourage new friends to read my website, and use my contact form to request an appointment. I do screen and there are no exceptions.

Please be respectful when contacting me! Don’t ask me if I provide certain services or use coarse language- I won’t be able to respond.

Please pre-book with me! I can only accommodate requests for an appointment at least 48 hours in advance, with some exceptions when on tour.

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