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Kitty Karlyle

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“I don’t want my life to imitate art, I want my life to be art.” -Carrie Fisher

Welcome Friends!

If you’re looking for a cute, tattooed, experienced and witty weirdo to hang out with, you’ve clicked on the right profile! I would love to be your pleasure conceierge and colloborate with you on a mutually satisfactory adventure.

I am often described as a breath of fresh air due to my honesty and authenticity. I am kind, compassionate, intelligent, mature & professional. But I also possess an exuberance for new experiences! My favorite thing to do is just *relax*, and I consider myself an expert in helping others to learn and appreciate the true art of radical acceptance.

As an artist, hedonist and amateur philosopher, I am truly an experience not to be missed. I am couple, queer and trans friendly- I find every body type attractive, and do not discriminate based on race, size, shape, identity or even politics (though I’m definitely a radical leftist, in case you couldn’t tell!). I love getting to know new people, and hearing different perspectives.

Incalls and outcalls available, as well as duos, trios and what-have-you’s with my local and even International friends. I am available for travel Internationally- just ask and we’ll see what we can work out!

Looking forward to blowing your mind and leaving you revitalised, destressed and walking on sunshine.

The Look

Kitty Karlyle is a 5'5", all natural, 37 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.

Interests

Video Games, good TV, good movies, reading, writing, art in all it’s forms, philosophical bullshit, human interaction, queer theory, cats, dogs and really all the creatures, cooking and baking, sleeping

Expectations

I heavily encourage new friends to read my website, and use my contact form to request an appointment. I do screen and there are no exceptions.

Please be respectful when contacting me! Don’t ask for a menu or particular service- experiences with me are not meant to be a check-list! I am all about unique and deep connection.

Please pre-book with me! I can only accommodate requests for an appointment at least 48 hours in advance, with some exceptions when on tour.

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