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Lala Hollering

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So sweet and delicious do I become,
when I am in bed with a man
who, I sense, loves and enjoys me,
that the pleasure I bring excels all delight
-Veronica Franco

Hello, gentlemen! I’m so flattered to meet you.

I’m a well-educated, well-groomed, well-mannered lady who knows how important that little, unspoken spark truly is for making the difference between a “good” time vs. a breathless, unforgettable experience. I know how important it is to be a classy figure of poise and delicacy when we go out for drinks or dinner on the town, and equally indulgent when we are on our own.

As a trained sommelier, you will often find me glass-of-wine-in-hand, reading the latest in Food & Wine or testing a new cooking technique or ingredient. (I used to be cook too.) These days, when I’m not totally absorbed with food-related things, I spend time doing a bit of editorial work and writing. I also love to go swimming, hike nearby mountains, go camping, and explore new locales. And naturally in this city, I go to as many live music shows as possible.

I prefer for my companions to be gentlemen of a certain distinction. I highly value discretion and confidentiality. I assure you, our time together will leave you electric and satisfied and hungry for more! If you’d like to go to dinner before we explore each other’s boundaries, I would be delighted, and preference is always given to those who are interested in forming lasting bonds.

Shall we share a bottle of wine?

Passion is my art; let’s make beauty together

The Look

Lala Hollering is a 5'3", slender, all natural, 26 year old caucasian / middle eastern woman with short brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, and Couples.


photography (Canon), hiking, international travel, shopping (Louboutin; Tom Ford; Guess), scuba diving, horseback riding (English), wine tasting, cooking/baking, reading


I know that we both value decorum and discretion, so I appreciate you taking the time to read this so that we can avoid any hiccups or difficulties.

References (2) required before booking!

All dates (unless previously stated or arranged) must be for a minimum of 90min. I genuinely value true connection, and restraining that to 60 minutes is simply unrealistic.

Please arrive recently shaved (unless you’re generally a beaded gent) with trimmed nails. My soft skin is delicate!

If I’m visiting you, I do also expect that you will be clean and recently showered, as I am. If you’re visiting me, you are certainly welcome to shower when we first see each other.

Discussions of money or business are not only very gauche and out of taste, it will also halt all communication between us. Please be gentlemanly enough to put your gift in an obvious spot (dresser, bathroom) at the beginning of our rendezvous, and I will be ladylike enough to leave it there untouched until our time ends.

If you have a particular preference for a certain outfit, look, or scent, please tell me and I’ll do my best to fulfill that. If you’ve found a sexy bra/panty set or a piece of lingerie that you’d just love to see me in, I’m happy to tell you my sizes.

Tobacco is a bit harsh on me, so please rinse out your mouth before we see each other if you’re a smoker.

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