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Alice No Malice

+The Wholesome Heartland & Wild West

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::dosis sola facit venenum::
::the dose makes the poison::

Can you remember a time that you felt fully seen? Or, honored in your calls for relaxation, excitement, or all things in between?

It has been my distinct pleasure to provide companionship, and I have been gifted with the opportunity to meet a range of people and extend to them various aspects of myself and my experiences to meet them where they are at in their days and lives.

To distill the broad range of my personality and skillsets, I utilize a description of me from a person I knew many years ago – as someone from the Upper Midwest, I am a mix of the wholesome heartland and wild west; sweet and polite as you can imagine, but simultaneously untamed. As foundation, I am curious and confident.

While these two sides of me are good summations, the whole is always greater than the sum of its parts. And, while I have separated services into the wholesome heartland and wild west, these two natures are inseparable. Perhaps you would like to approach me in the context of one landscape and see how to traverse a path into the other from there? My favorite body of water is the river, and I will endeavor to embody that fluidity and progression in my engagement with you.

This persona is most certainly curated, but it is an authentic reflection of the best parts of me and my experiences. My first job was working in the cornfields at fourteen years old, and I have since lived on both coasts and in other countries, become fluent in other languages, and traveled to five continents by myself. Through the years, I have engaged in many studies both in an institutional setting and as an autodidact – including religion, political science, economics, musical performance, and more.

Companionship is ideal for me, as I am able to meet playmates whose range of life experiences and minds can match mine. This is so much harder outside our special context. I maintain that companions and their clients are some of the most interesting people in the world. Arrange some time with me in order to interrogate this thesis.

In care and never malice…


The Look

Alice No Malice is a 5'9", all natural, 32 year old caucasian woman with long blonde hair and green eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.


To learn more about my interests and activities, check out the new blog on my website detailing “some of my favorite things” every so often for your enjoyment!


As I will extend kind and generous treatment to you, I expect the same from you.

I am available for incalls to my private space in Oakland or select outcalls, and I schedule a minimum of 90 minutes of time for $700 for incalls and a minimum of 2 hours for outcalls.

$700/90 minutes
$1000/2 hours
$400 for each additional hour
$3,500/Night Out

For Wild West offering details, visit my website.

For weekends or travel, let me know and we can discuss our options.

Please review the FAQs on my website before booking, and contact me via my Schedule page on my website or email me directly.

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