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Tiny cocks, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

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There seems to be a common misconception that sexual humiliation, at its core, is intended to be completely disparaging and soul-crushing.  While, of course, that kind of humiliation has its merits (I see you out there, you emotional masochists!), it is far from the only way to play!

 When discussing my sexual proclivities with more vanilla friends, questions about humiliation are a favorite.  They can't seem to reconcile imagining someone berating you or calling attention to your faults (real or perceived) with getting turned on.  They are stymied by the association between activities that typically cause emotional anguish and those that typically cause orgasms. 

Before I even partially understood my own perversions, I enjoyed playing with power in my sex.  Even at the most innocuous of sexual stages (read: flirtation), I have always found pleasure in teasing my company.  Lightheartedly poking fun and clever wordplay exchanged between two people is a sort of small scale form of humiliation.  Using playful taunting, pulling, and pushing can heighten the average social exchange with an attractive person; it is the adult version of pulling someone's pigtails on the playground. 

Nothing can stimulate quite like the mind.  I know that those who use their intellects to create an irrepressible sexual dynamic is the number one way to soak my panties.  It is the core of my love of kinks, fetishes, and mindfucks.  Humiliation, particularly affectionate humiliation, is an extension of that flirtation.  It is ups the ante on an exchange that is typically known for its harmlessness.  It’s the kind of back and forth that, like flirting, can be exciting even when it doesn’t lead to sex (and when it does, it can take an experience from mundane to explosive).

The people I have played with tend to enjoy small penis humiliation as an overall part of our play.  They are often men who often feel trapped by the expectations of masculinity and the power in their own lives; they want to sacrifice that power over to a gorgeous woman who will take over for them.  It is still connected to that playful back and forth...but directed at their sad little cocks (note: you don't actually have to have a small dick to be into SPH!).  Pique your curiosity?  Feel free to read more from cock-owners who enjoy having their cocks mocked here.

In honor of all of the underappreciated miniscule dicks, here's a version of Number 43 of the Sonnets from the Portuguese that has been customized just for you:

Tiny cocks, how do I love thee?  Let me count the ways...

I love thee for being ever so slight

My hands can barely grab, when it is so out of sight

For the ends of that tiny cock and ideal laughs

I love thee to the level of every cunt’s

Most quiet need, by dungeon candlelight

I love thee freely, as men strive for Might;

I love thee purely, as they look for Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my perverse pursuits, with a Domina’s faith

I love thee, such a tiny cock meant to bemuse

With every time I see you--I love thee with a laugh

Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if I choose,

I shall love thee, little peeny, til death.


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