We talk about so much serious stuff (like how to come out as a sex worker or why pegging is what all the kids are trying now) on the Slixa Blog that from time to time it's not a bad idea to lighten things up a bit. And there's nobody who lightens our social media feeds quite like Tampa's Jade Jayden! With an impressive 65k followers, her Instagram is a marvel of how-tf-is-she-getting-away-with-that magic. Jade's famous 34DDD's are front and center here, and with a pair of blessings like those, it's no wonder she's racking up the likes left and right.

Here's our favorite, ultra sexy Jade Jayden posts that prove she's just like the rest of us:

10. Jade Jayden buys some wine. 🍷

Like all of Jade's fans, we're dying to know where this wine shop is, and what their dress code might be. Nobody is complaining about that top, but it's always good to know ahead of time which places you're able to trot out your Sunday best.

9. Jade Jayden cleans the pool. πŸŠπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Handling your own pool maintenance is a great way to save money, and also a really good excuse to wear the smallest bikini ever conceived (that way you're not being restricted or hampered by any unnecessary fabric!). That Jade is one smart girl!

8. Jade Jayden rides a bicycle. οΈπŸš΄πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

It's hard to imagine those shorts are comfy for cycling. But it's also difficult to to care too much once you start imagining that lucky bike seat's job of cushioning that voluptuous ass while she peddles. Work out those legs, indeed, Jade.

7. Jade Jayden goes for a hike. πŸ₯Ύ

We had to do some CSI-style zoom and enhance on this one to see if Jade was wearing anything at all under that backpack. Sadly, she is. But the good news is that it's really, really small. Yowza.

6. Jade Jayden holds the door. ↔️

Imagine shouting "hold the elevator!" and as you jog to catch your ride upstairs, it's Jade shoving those doors aside to make room so you can squeeze in next to her.

5. Jade Jayden dresses to impress 🍸

It's important to know how to dress for success. And if this is Jade's bar hopping ensemble, it's tough to imagine she won't be getting what she wants tonight. The matching shoes and bag just prove the world is clearly Jade's martini tonight.

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Bar Hopping 😝

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4. Jade Jayden pumps her own gas. ⛽️

Just like any self sufficient modern woman, Jade scoffs at the full-service island! She's capable of pumping and pumping until the gas tank has had all it can stand, and everyone at the RaceTrac in Tampa has gotten an eyeful of her teeny bikini's struggle to contain those 34DDDs. Whew!

3. Jade Jayden climbs a mountain. β›°

It's hard to picture those – can we even call them "shorts?" – being able to successfully conquer the mountains of Jade's massive, flawless butt, so it's a good thing she's taken a pause from her ascent to give them a bit of a break. Keep climbing, Jade! The view is totally worth it!

2. Jade Jayden knows about fitness. πŸ’ͺ🏻

Never underestimate how important it is to get a good warmup and stretch going before your run. Jade knows how to make sure those glutes and quads are all warmed up and ready before she embarks on her workout. And, free from excessive clothing, she can snag those PR's like a champ.

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Always Stretch Before a Work Out πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘…

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1. Just like you, Jade Jayden goes grocery shopping. πŸ›’

This is far and away the most liked post on Jade's IG, and it's easy to see why. Making the most out of her wine-shopping top (see above), Jade knows her way around the Whole Foods, and she isn't here for your transparent mesh shaming ways. Thank god.


We can't wait to see what Jade does next. She's famous for loving her fans as much as they love her, and if you're interested in connecting with her, you can find Jade Jayden on Slixa either solo or with her duo partner!

Follow Jade on Twitter and Instagram for even more shameless errands and sexy showoffs.