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Penelope Querida
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Let’s get some distance TLC! I’ll be offering “distance dating” between the 7th and the 9th of April. I’m only taking pre-bookings, so contact me as soon as you can!

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Escape. Get lost, and be found.

This is a crazy time, and we all need a little TLC, whether that be in person or via “distance”. Perhaps now more than ever! We’re bored, sheltered, and need affection. I’ve actually been so bored that I’ve been running 5K every other day, (I have previously hated running), weight training at home, etc. If anything, I’m in peak condition. (I.e. it would be a shame to miss this bangin’ body! :)

I hope we can pull through together. Stay safe, healthy, and if you have something to give (not only to me, but to anyone who requires help), please consider doing it.

Thank you again. ALL of my love!
Penelope Q

Now here for the delectable details…
I am told that I am captivating…on the outside and the inside as well.

Do you want to laugh with abandon and get lost in a good story? Do you want me to bait you with my eyes into a sultry yet intangible game of cat and mouse? From the tips of my eyelashes to the tops of my manicured toes, I am the epitome of elegance, combined with a truly unusual sense of curiosity. I am fluid in many surroundings and can adapt to any situation.

On the outside, I have a soft crown of auburn waves and dark green eyes, and the features of my face give me an air of eastern European descent. Dare I say I’m something of a beauty? With a toned-but-not-too-toned, athletic-yet-feminine look, that shows devotion to a variety of athletic adventures including surfing, kickboxing, and yoga.

I’m no runway model. But standing at 5’8”, I carry myself with grace and elegance and wear my body very well. I think you’ll like it. :)

I’m college-educated, love deeply, and have an enigmatic combination of intelligence, nerdiness, razor-sharp wit, and down-to-earth playfulness. I’m a language enthusiast, word nerd, and love to travel the world and meet others who have done the same! I love to share and collect stories. Nonetheless, however “normal” you may find yourself to be, there is always something that fascinates me about every human being.

Bodywork has always been my muse and first love, and both highly enjoyable for both myself and my guests But try a Companionship session and we can spend time to look for each other to bounce the reflections off our own very prisms.

I can’t wait to meet you. And sooner than later!

Warmly yours,
Penelope xo


My Bodywork session, the same as my old Massage Plus, are a highly anamorous, two-way temple-style massage with elements of deep rub and the dramatic visuals of yoga. I have a highly unique and lescivious style that is often compared to more inclusive offerings as being “more” in nearly every way.
350/60 minutes
400/90 minutes
500/2 hours

The Companionship Packages
Currently Outcall only. What should we do together, you and I!?! Let’s explore beneath every surface, go deeper than you have in ages…maybe enjoy sushi with a flight of sake, smoke cigars beneath the stars, or the choice is yours! I’m college-educated and am always learning something new, so if you like, we can also philosophize naked until the sun comes up.
600/90 minutes…A brief encounter.
800/2 hours…Let’s savor the moment and relax.
1,000/3 hours…Enough time for both dinner and perhaps a port! (Must include an outing outside the our space.)

The Look

Penelope Querida is a 5'8", curvy, 33 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length red hair and green eyes.

She is available for Male only.


Currently reading:

  • “The Anubis Gates” by Tim Powers;
  • I FINALLY finished “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell—loved it! But very long. :)

Current obsession: pre-prepping all my food on Sundays to eat clean throughout the week. Also, old YouTube videos :)

Currently studying: how certain neurotransmitters and nutrition affect the brain, and where.

Visiting next: Prague, Czech Republic

Gotta do more: squats and pull-ups! But mostly squats. Momma always said: always sip and don’t gulp, eat your veggies, wear good lipstick, and DO YOUR SQUATS! :)


How To Set Up a Session:
Please connect to me via email at to set up a session and have the requisites below included in your email.

  1. A bit about yourself. Doesn’t have to be long, but the more I know about you, the more eager I will be to make your acquaintance.
  2. An active board handle with recent activity/reviews/okays, or P411 ID#.
  3. Two companion references to vouch for you with their preferred method of contact included.
  4. Day/time preferred for your appointment, as well as how long of a session you’d like.

**NOTE: I’m newbie friendly! Email for requisites. Please be prepared to divulge personal information. This route can also be persued alternatively to the above requests.

Hours: These fluxuate depending on clients standing and my schedule, but typically are as follows. I can, however, make exceptions!

Mon-Fri: 11am-5pm
Sat & Sun: 12pm-8pm

*these are up for changes if needed

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