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Vanessa the Valkyire

+Seriously Swedish, playfully sweetish.

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Sensuality is not unlike a workout; it requires technique to get good results, and pleasure to stick with it.

You might step into a dreamy geisha-like experience when with me, as I am described as playfully easy going, yet deep and intellectual.

Imagine me pole dancing as we embody your aspirations, or tying you up as we wake and shake your senses alive to let those cobra paths flow. I might even whisper Sweetish nothings in your ear while I rub myself in honey and explore how far and deep your imagination can go. Ultimately, I wear many hats with mastery and passion, and intuitively meet you where you’re at. People tell me I look like a mixture of Claire Danes and Daenerys Targaryen, and that I leave them feeling inspired to know what’s possible.

I’m available most days from 9am-9pm, please text me to schedule.

Screening & booking

I require either 2 references from 2 reputable providers (please include their name, contact info, & site or profile), with 2 okays from the last year, or a photo of your government-issued ID in a selfie. Then, I will want to have a 10 min video call with you before we meet to ensure we’re a good fit.


2 hours | $1400
A deep, sweetish massage

3 hour dinner date | $2000
A bit more please

4 hour adventure | $2700
Let’s explore this thing we call life, together

Don’t be shy, cowboy.

The Look

Vanessa the Valkyire is a 5'2", athletic, 31 year old caucasian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, and Couples.


Dancing, acro, science, psychology, art, technology, languages, travel, culture, anthropology, philosophy of mind, religion, history, ritual, high quality food, environment, sci-fi


What to expect
I’ll welcome you with a warm embrace, tea, and we’ll start attuning to each other. I expect clear, honest and open communication from you, and you can expect that from me as well. A good session always starts with trust and safety.

You’ll make my heart sing if you take me out to bask in a tastefully designed luxury environment. I’m open to travel.

Unless we set up a container for it, I have zero tolerance for rough behavior and language. I expect you to treat me as the divine pleasure priestess I am, and with compassion for my human nature.

Our appointment starts at our predetermined time, and if you are more than 10 minutes late without notice, you can go and represent chaos on your own and I will not see you again.

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