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Serena Lang

+Bad liar, great kisser.

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The smart and sophisticated ace up your sleeve. An elegant & well-travelled cunning linguist, I possess a keen wit and a wicked sense of humour as well as an ineffable kindness & sweetness.

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Photo verified Jan 2020

SF Bay Area: Sept 19-22
Los Angeles: Sept 22-23
Sacramento: Sept 23-24

If I know you (and since you’re here maybe I already do, a little), then you’ve found me because you’re looking for something (or more accurately someone) to add a little je ne sais quoi, a zest, a spice to your day. Congrats! You found her. Smart man.

A man I met once said I had “a body that could stop traffic”. Another said I had “one of those pin-up girl faces”. I’m the last person to brag, but I’m truly and deeply saddened by not being able to share my face with you due to my day career because it’s definitely one of my best features. You’ll just have to see for yourself…

Some more things you may find interesting about me:

- I was born in a small town in rural northern France, but was raised in London (England, not Ohio), which is why New York feels so comfortable to me every time I go there

- I went to a girls’ boarding school which completely failed to make a proper young lady out of me (evidently)

- I speak four languages properly and can order a glass of wine in seven

- I almost went into academia in a pretty esoteric subject guess which

- I’m a bad liar but a fantastic kisser

I combine an English sophistication and polish from my upbringing with the openness and warmth of my adopted California. If you believe in Myers-Briggs (astrology for boys? controversial opinion I know, let’s discuss in person), I’m an Enfj-t, which is pretty bang on the money. I’m a born people-person and thrive off the energy of meeting new friends. Even if you’re shy, I guarantee that within half an hour of meeting me any nervousness will completely dissipate and you’ll feel like we’re old friends (or your money back not really but seriously, I’m objectively charming and I’m confident you’ll really like me).

If you have a cynical heart and in times as interesting as these, I honestly don’t blame you prepare to have it melted.

Here’s to our adventure.



The Look

Serena Lang is a 5'4" 30 year old caucasian / asian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, and Couples.


- The perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit NYC hotel bar
- Not quoting Anais Nin or Pablo Neruda on my website
- Cycling around European cities on a bike with a basket
- Dancing like everyone’s watching
- Karaoke in front of the largest audience possible
- Reading my horoscope but not taking it seriously (I’m a Leo, did you guess)?
- Making things with my hands (woodwork is my passion and no that is not a pun)


Please see my website for rate details, FAQ & more: serenalang.com/invest.

1: $1000 [outcall/touring only]

1.5 [brief intro]: $1500

2 [proper intro]: $2000

3 [cocktails, 1h social time]: $2500

4 [dinner date, 2h social time]: $3000

6 [out on the town, 4h social time]: $4000

14 [leisurely overnight]: $6000

in-date extensions: $800/hour

Please provide:

  • Your name
  • Your age
  • Requested date & time
  • How long a date you’d like
  • Your screening information [any 1 of the following 3 options]:
    - 2 references from other reputable companions you’ve seen in the last 6 months
    - your ID
    - your LinkedIn/link to your professional presence
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