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Serena Lang

+Bad liar, great kisser.

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I’m Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again.

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I’m Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again.

A late bloomer, I was forced in my deeply awkward teenage years to develop both an amazing sense of humour and a scintillating personality in lieu of being a hot girl. Aged approx 25, I then suddenly became a hot girl, and am now at 30 the total package: brains, beauty, personality, charm & wit.

A man I met on the beach in St Tropez once said I had “a body that could stop traffic”. With a petite frame at 5’4, firm natural curves, perky 34F breasts and a bottom you could bounce a quarter off (as you say in this delightful country), I am augmentation-free, Botox-free, and 100% free-range.

An SF Uber driver said that I had “one of those pin-up girl faces”. I have large blue-green eyes, long ash-blonde hair, and high Slavic cheekbones. My sweet and friendly expression and general nice-person countenance, which belies my extremely sharp and filthy mind, incites strangers to talk to me on planes.

Fun facts:

- I went to a very expensive private girls’ boarding school in the UK which completely failed to make a proper young lady out of me

- I speak four languages to varying degrees of fluency and can order a glass of wine in seven

- I have a Master’s degree in a pretty esoteric subject

- I’m a bad liar but a fantastic kisser

I combine a British sophistication and polish with the openness and warmth of my adopted America. If you believe in Myers-Briggs (just astrology for boys? Controversial opinion I know, let’s discuss), I’m an Enfj-T. I’m a born people-person and have a deep dislike of the mundane (this includes office jobs).

Even if you’re shy, I guarantee that within half an hour of meeting me any nervousness will completely dissipate and you’ll feel like we’re old friends. I’m confident you’ll really like me, and yes, I do look like my pictures.

If you have a cynical heart, prepare to have it melted.

The Look

Serena Lang is a 5'4" 30 year old caucasian / asian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, and Couples.

Interests

- The perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit NYC hotel bar
- Not quoting Anais Nin or Pablo Neruda on my website
- Cycling around European cities on a bike with a basket
- Dancing like everyone’s watching
- Karaoke in front of the largest audience possible
- Reading my horoscope but not taking it seriously (I’m a Leo, did you guess)?
- Making things with my hands (woodwork is my passion and no that is not a pun)

Expectations

Please see my website for rate details, FAQ & more: serenalang.com/invest.

1: $1000 [at my discretion]

1.5 [brief intro]: $1500

2 [proper intro]: $2000

3 [cocktails, 1h social time]: $2500

4 [dinner date, 2h social time]: $3000

6 [out on the town, 4h social time]: $4000

14 [leisurely overnight]: $6000

in-date extensions: $800/hour

Please provide:

  • Your name
  • Your age
  • Requested date & time
  • How long a date you’d like
  • Your screening information [any 1 of the following 3 options]:
    - 2 references from other reputable companions you’ve seen in the last 6 months
    - your ID
    - your LinkedIn/link to your professional presence
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