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All natural buxom brit (accent included) who appreciates good company, fine dining and the art of making every moment count.
I don’t airbrush my photos, I’m not an AI girl, and I generally don’t like technology. I also love nerds and personal home electronics, so I guess I’m a contradiction.
I used to be awkward and shy, but after selling my soul to the devil at 18 (apparently the earliest the devil will let you sign the fiendish contract, really a stickler about being of age the devil is) I became improbably hot and comfortable with myself and others.
Let me share that gift with you… for money.
Mimi Bond is a 5'3", slender, 26 year old caucasian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.
Films (into the 80s atm and in a David Fincher phase)
Working Out, boxing and endurance specifically
Shopping (what girl isn’t?)
Starry nights and midnight adventures
Reading / writing
Absurdist, dry, offbeat humor
Napping in bathtubs
Fine Dining and Wine (currently loving Italian Reds and California Whites, but I’m no bigot, I’ll try anything!
Socializing and partying, I like to peoplewatch.
NBA games, UFC and Formula 1
Learning new things
Meeting new people
Outcall prices below, for incall add $300. I prefer crypto, cash and Venmo.
1 Hour Virtual Date (Zoom or phone) $1,200
Two Hours $3,000
Three Hours $4,500
Four Hours $5,000
Six Hours $6,500
Overnight $9,000 (inquire for specifics)
24 Hours $14,000
Longer/Fly Me to You! Inquire!
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