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Parker Westwood

+If Mia Wallace and Velma, well… you know the rest.

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I love it when I catch you looking at me.

I thought it would just be a funny tag line, but it’s not far from the truth. Like Mia, I am sultry, playful, and direct; but I also exhibit the curiosity, intellect, and adventurous qualities of Velma.The only thing missing from this recipe for my personality seems to be a dash of punk culture and a twist of the revolutionary.

I wield a captivating and commanding presence that has led me to some remarkable experiences and some phenomenal human beings. I live for fresh experiences and getting to know new people.

Uncharted territory is my playground. Through all that I’ve experienced, I never forget to laugh. In all honesty, my sense of humor may be one of my best attributes. I hope you like to laugh. I’ve heard mine’s contagious.

The Look

Parker Westwood is a 5'4", slender, 31 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length black hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Couples, Trans, Disability, and Non Binary.




I proudly identify as a bit of a nerd; art and literature nerd, activism nerd, history nerd. The list could go on. There is nothing quite as attractive as seeing someone geek out over the things they’re passionate about. I can’t wait to find out what makes you tick.

I am obsessed with culture. Humanity facsinates me. Anything that provides a window into the past, the future, or a different perspective on today is entirely up my alley. That being said, I truly love theater, cinema, live music of all kinds, old book stores, museums, and dancing (always dancing!).

And there’s no better end to a fabulous evening that a good, solid cuddle. There’s no better way to start a day, either. So, shall we?


Throughout our correspondence, I will be respectful, kind, and to the point. During our time together, I will be attentive and present. This is our time, after all. When we meet, I will be exquisitely clean and groomed. I will hold you to these same standards.

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