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Phoebe Falken

+Vibrant, joyful, goofy freckled woman who sprinkles joy everywhere I go

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Let’s light up the world through our pleasure, our savoring of the beauty around us, our loud laughter. Life is far too precious to waste it. I will bring us into the present moment to soak it all up

I am here to fan your flames. To see the light within you and amplify it, so that you can be who you truly are: someone who owns their deepest desires, embodies their complexity, and takes up space in this world.

I laugh often and exuberantly. I love systems thinking, philosophical conversations equally as much as I love forgetting about the heaviness of the world and goofing around. I am curious, intelligent, and wise. I love to engage with the world and be present to discovering the unfolding of a moment. Seeing someone transform the muck of life into gold, break their limits, and find self-liberation lights me up like lightning. Dance is the water to my thirst. Play is the medicine for my soul.

I love singing, plants, all forms of water, losing myself through dance, corgis (and really all animals, you’ll find me near the animals wherever we go!), ice cream, and creating the more beautiful world we know is possible, just to name a few. My heart is big, and I am perpetually learning how to keep it in the driver’s seat. Each day, I am working to be a catalyst for more beauty and love in this world.

As much as I am a fairy that sprinkles joy everywhere I go, I will challenge you to be your fullest self in my sweet trickster way with a sparkle in my eye.

Together, we will delight and play in the world around us. Life is to be wildly enjoyed. So, let’s get started.

The Look

Phoebe Falken is a 5'5", curvy, 30 year old caucasian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.


I live a very full life with many hobbies, passions, and an incredible friend group that I cherish. Some of my favorites: dancing Brazilian Zouk and all forms of dance (I am a great dancer), wrestling, swimming in the ocean with big waves, snow sports, rollerskating, learning the ukelele, learning about wilderness survival skills as a way to get into deep relationship with the cycle of life (and prepare for climate collapse), reading, singing, pole dancing, baking without using measuring cups, howling at the moon, making earrings, paddleboarding, hiking, philosophy, futurism, sustainability, psychology, internal family systems, attachment theory, and motorcycles.


I am available most days of the week! More etiquette can be found on my website.

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