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welcome.
i’m like a teddy bear in every sense of the word: brown, fuzzy, and delightfully touchable. if you like curvy, cerebral women with switchy tendencies, you’re in the right place.
visit my site and get in touch whenever you’d like to meet. let’s stop being strangers and start following what feels good.
personal interests: reading, cocktail recipes, horror movies, yoga. i’m 420 friendly; no worries if you’re not.
excuses to see each other: parks, comedy shows, aquariums, tasting rooms, museums.
excuses to touch each other: rub-downs and massages, stripteases and lapdances, kink and fetish exploration with prior negotiation.
be clean, be safe, be considerate.
be who you say you are.
keep all written communication PG.
to book a date with me,
- fill and submit the contact form on my site.
- upon approval, i’ll contact you via the email you provided, so keep an eye on your inbox.
- we’ll confirm the details of our date. timeframe, location, all that good stuff.
- i’ll send you my payment handle for a small deposit, and my phone number for day-of communication.
all dates must be screened and pre-booked with a deposit. the rest of my fee will be received upfront and in-person.
in the rare event that i have to cancel, your deposit will be refunded, no questions asked.
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