+The cutest girl your local Whole Foods has ever seen.

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Outcalls only. Screening & deposit required.
My name is Teddy. Thank you for visiting my profile! I last used it when I was 21. The images where I’m thinner and my hair is pink were taken this fall.
In 4 years, I’ve gotten two tattoos, better fashion choices, and stronger opinions about martinis. (2:1 blanc vermouth to gin, because I’m a lightweight with a sweet tooth).
Here’s where I’ve especially stayed the same:
- I like talking to people.
- A “date” is not entirely a euphemism to me.
- My style of touch is best described as “overwhelmingly soft.”
Let me do my thing, and then we’ll switch places. I’ll get quiet, and you’ll get vocal.





Teddy is a 5'6", curvy, 25 year old ebony woman with short hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.
Personal interests: Cocktail recipes, horror movies, yin yoga, drawing.
Excuses to see each other: Comedy shows, aquariums, tasting rooms, museums.
Excuses to touch each other: Rub-downs and massages, stripteases and lapdances, kink and fetish exploration. (I’m 420 friendly if you are).
Be clean, safe, and well-mannered. Be who you say you are. Keep all written communication PG.
400 for 1h / 700 for 2h / 1000 for 3h.
To book a date with me,
- Fill and submit the contact form linked to this profile.
- Upon approval, I’ll contact you via the email you provided.
- We’ll confirm the details of our date. I’ll send my preferred payment handle.
All dates must be pre-booked with a 25% deposit. The rest of the fee will be given upfront and in person.
In the rare event that I have to cancel, your deposit will be refunded.
In the rare event that unsafe behavior ends our date early, your deposit will be retained.
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