+The best kind of bad news…
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
“Now and then, a woman walks up, full blossom, a woman just bursting out of her dress…a dangerous creature, a curse, the end of it all.”
- Charles Bukowski
I look forward to being your next adventure!
I am frequently in NYC, among other places, but my home base is Bloomington, IN (for now!)
As a long-time academic currently in the midst of a PhD, I love to talk philosophy over delicious food. As a long-time rebel, I love to find michevious ways to delight your senses.
Please browse my website at your leisure, fill out my booking and screening form, and then we can connect.
I absolutely can’t wait to make your dreams come true.
Fancy Rae Baker is a 5'4", curvy, all natural, 28 year old caucasian woman with short hair and hazel eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.
If there was one word to describe me, it would be voracious.
I have a hunger for new experiences above all else.
Cooking and eating great food, reading mediocre literature and excellent nonfiction, discussing philosophy, traveling the world, constantly learning, laughing (a lot), and getting to know new friends.
Your best behavior, of course.
Polite, respectful individuals and couples only.
I exclusively pre-book, as I am typically on tour.
I prefer to book an hour or longer, so you get the most genuine expereince.
Some verification for my safety and peace of mind will be required.
I especially welcome non-traditional clients, and offer a 15% discount for LGBTQ, Black, Indegenous, POC, and disabled folks.