+Life is Better by thee River
I enjoy virtual dates, texting, and more. Ask me about my virtual offerings if interested :)

Your Petite Sweet Treat
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I live for that moment when we first lay eyes on each other and I see your smile widen, maybe because I’m exactly what you were expecting, or (hopefully) because I’m even better than you imagined. I know it’s hard to go on a blind date in the digital age, but bear with me! I’ve been told I don’t disappoint.
I’m a passionate being, and I have absolutely no shame about it. At first glance I look like another beautiful lady, but you’ll soon find there’s much much more to me. I enjoy exploring the hedonistic side of life, let’s dive in! Hope you’re ready to discover how much better life is with me.





River Samuel is a 5', curvy, 25 year old ebony woman with shoulder length black hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.
~a few of my favorite things~
- tasting menus
- supporting local, small, and/or bipoc femme owned businesses
- surprises
- viney plants
- ice cream sandwiches
- thoughtfully arranged bouquets
- gummy candy
- dangerously stunning lingerie sets
- recreational marijuana (various forms)
- spa packages
- rare book stores
- tequila (Fortaleza), mezcal (La Luna), bourbon (wow me with William LaRue Weller), and champagne (Billiecart)
- sustainability
Meet me at my West Town incall or another luxury location downtown.
or
Prefer to meet in the comfort of your home or a luxurious setting somewhere in the city? I’d be happy to join you.
*50% deposit for new friends and 3+ hr dates
*Suburban (outside of city limits) outcalls may include a transportation fee
*In Date extension (+$300)
*Please check my website for my rates and additional information.
I have changing availability, but I’m generally available any day with notice. Email or text me so we can find a time that works for us both! I prefer if bookings are made at least 24 hrs in advance. Feel free to refer to my website or social media to learn more about me :)
Information
- +1 312-661-5869 Text Preferred
- theeriversamuel@protonmail.ch
- your address book (vcard)
- your smartphone (QR code)
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