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Gia Isabella

+Your perfect excuse to leave the office (Incall in SOMA SF)

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“Cheat your landlord if you can — and must — but do not try to shortchange the Muse.”- Billy Burroughs

Arrive innocent. Suspend expectation. Arrest preconception. Cross over the threshold—and then, mindfully enter the magical realm of Gia Isabella-where two hours can seem like the imagined highlight reel of your life- time as sweethearts. One moment she is the everyday woman next door, the next she is Botticelli’s Birth of Venus. Ahh, this is no illusion. She is a gorgeous magician. And you are the guest rabbit. Gaze into her eyes, they are comfort. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but just like that- you will be back. Coaxed gently out of her hat.

I accept appointments every Monday, Wednesday, & Friday & on the last weekend of every month.


Executive Session:


700/90 min

950/2 hrs

Bodywork plus:


600/ 90 min

850/ 2hrs

For more information please visit my website:

Current Availability


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* PLEASE NOTE: Earlier or later appointments available upon request & with at least 24hrs notice. If you would like to come in on a weekend date that is not listed, please email me your specific date request & I will do my best to accommodate.

The Look

Gia Isabella is a 5'3", slender, 28 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and brown eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.


If you’d like to get a feel for my vibe, you can follow me on IG & twitter. Username: @thesmuttymystic

(in no particular order):

Taoist Philosophy



Messy Eating



Tickle Fights



Wearing Costumes

Human Furniture

Herbal Medicine

Plant Medicine

Used Books

Vintage Books

Anything Occult

Making weird films with my green screen.

Connecting with people.

Caring for plants.

Making new friends.


Tarot Cards

Spending time outside among the trees

in the dirt.


Pole Dancing

Bishop, CA

the Banya

Sensory Depreviation Tanks.


Robert Anton Wilson

Terrence Mckenna

John C Lily

Jacques Demy

Story telling

Casual Pretending

Being here, now.


Please read through this carefully, failure to follow instructions may impede the booking process or result in delayed or no response.

*To ensure our safety, screening is required for all new clients. This is a one-time, discrete process. I want to have all the fun with you. I cannot have fun if I don’t feel safe. Thank you in advance for prioritizing our safety.

*My preferred method for booking is via my New Client Intake Form on my website. Inquiries via this method take precedence over phone calls, texts, or emails.

Please include the following information in your first correspondence (HINT- copy & paste):

1. Name
2. Desired Date(s)/Time(s)/ Session Length and Type
3. Phone Number
4. Work Verification (LinkedIn or other Professional Website)
Reference from a verifiable practioner you have seen in the 6 months.
5. Please also let me know the best way to reach you and any restrictions you may have. Example: Text OK 10am-5pm, after 5pm email only.

Phone: 415-787-2137


Please check out my website for more information on etiquette.

Here’s a link to some of my testimonials from clients who were once in your very position. It’s going to be alright. I promise.

I love making new friends on social media. Please feel free to follow me on Twitter or Instagram: @thesmuttymystic. I respectfully ask that you do not send any DMs regarding bookings. Thank you!

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