+Tall, Slick and Tastefully Sarcastic
Tall, Slick and Tastefully Sarcastic
evelyndevone.com;
Touring:
25 - 29 JUL
NYC
30 JUL - 02 AUG
LA
‘What do you like to read?’ remains my favourite ice-breaker.
It’s a simple question. You are either (a) glaring at the penthouse ‘real estate’ portfolio or, (b) giggling to the political comics column beneath the crosswords. It’s either or neither. You then stumble upon a sexy witty hybrid which defies the general consensus. Perplexed, you’re unsure of whether to be mesmerised or amused (is it really wrong to be both?). If you’re rock hard in two locations, warmest welcome.
If not, I would at least gather that my images enticed you to some extent: 1 for thumbnail, 0 for description. I should note that 50% is still a solid D. Credit me later.
Regardless of your conclusion, you should not judge a book by its cover (even if its cover is a semi-nude busty slim model), nor by her blurb (although this is objectively awesome). You’ll only truly know upon stripping her contents…
Join me on my (mis) adventures.
Check my website for more information and images: evelyndevone.com
Evelyn Devone is a 5'8", slender, 24 year old woman with long blonde hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, and Couples.
- Food: Sushi
- Drink: Champagne
- Music: Prince, Ed Sheeran, Bublé
I plan to be touring LA and NYC in end of July and currently taking pre-bookings.
25 - 29 JUL
NYC
30 JUL - 02 AUG
LA
Donations:
1 Hour: USD $1000
6 Hours: USD $4000
12 Hours: USD $6000
Weekend: USD $14,000
Entire Week: USD $20,000
Desposits are mandatory to secure a date.
Information
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