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Well-meaning teachers always told me to do what I loved.
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I’m weird. You’re weird. This is weird.
The only thing to do is meet and look at each other and try really hard to pretend everything isn’t surreal as we pour a glass of wine and emit well-rehearsed, attractive laughter.
My enjoyment gland is throbbingly huge. If I can enjoy modern art museums, you’ll be a breeze.
I’m into finding delight in everything - weirdness, intimacy, and pain. I am full of curiosity and love, all my hatreds are pretend, and the only thing I truly judge is astrology.
I’m a dropout autodidact with smooth thighs, a terrible writer of poetry, and a fantastic dancer in high heels.
I’m based in SF and visit NYC, but even if you’re not in one of those, shoot me an email! I have a wonderful assistant who will ping you if I visit your city.
My website is the pinnacle of God’s creation and will spawn a delicious homebaked cinnamon muffin somewhere* on your property every time you refresh the page, so you should immediately click my website link before the muffins run out.
Abigail Glass is a 5'8", slender, all natural, 27 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, and Couples.
I’m an entrepreneur who somehow avoided tech, which is a real narrow miss in San Francisco. I’m also a writer focusing on light, fun topics like “dissecting our motivations” and “the nature of insanity” and “how to be sad really efficiently.”
I enjoy aggressively not judging people, sparkling water and long skirts, combating/giving into materialism, sitting at the front of airplanes, and asceticism.
You got yourself a bit of deposits here, a gift card there, yadda yadda ‘discreet’ all over the place. For the full deets, check out my website.