+Sultry, bratty companion for passionate, discreet encounters and laughs.
Flirty, artsy, and just bratty enough to keep things interesting. If you like a soft, bratty princess who adores affection, adventure, and a little structured chaos…say hi.
Fun, artsy brat with a wickedly soft touch. I love surrendering to a strong, dominant hand that knows exactly how to cherish me… and spoil me. While I stay fiercely independent, I melt for the right touch, eye contact, and that perfect mix of control and affection. At home, I share a cozy, chaotic little world with my androgynous lesbian partner and our mini farm (five pets fish tank). Baby-poly, creative, affectionate, and refreshingly honest. If you crave a cuddly, flirty, delicious brat who’s bound by an undeniable, magnetic pull for genuine connection, raunchy cuddles, adventure, and deliciously structured chaos… come say hello.
Artsy Schmartsy is a 5'3", curvy, 27 year old caucasian woman with medium length blonde hair and blue eyes.
- Fine art
- Tattoos
- Punk rock music
- Conspiracy Theories
- Documentaries
- Traveling
- Photography
- Shopping
- Drawing/Painting
- Stand-Up Comedy
- Live music
I work a full-time job M-F, so my availability is strictly weekday evenings 5-10 pm, Fridays 5 pm-12 am, & Saturdays 12 pm 12 am. I do not host, so you must be able to provide accommodation. Bookings require a 3-day notice. No Trump-enthusiasts.
When sending me a message, provide me with the following:
- Your name/alias
- Your age
- When are you looking to book?
- How long are you looking to book me for?
- Where are you located?
- Brief description of what you are looking for in a session
- Any important details I should know prior to booking
Information
- +1 401-232-4483 Text only
- artsyschmartsy@View
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