Madeline Layne

Ever daydream about some time alone with the professor? Happy to offer private tutoring. ;) I’m taking an indefinite sabbatical and letting my wild side run the show while I focus on creative pursuits.

You notice me as soon as I come through the door of the restaurant, and I notice you, sensing psychic heat coming from your direction. We exchange mischievous smiles as I make my way toward you. There is an undeniable spark when we kiss on the cheek hello. You’re just my type— older, distinguished, cerebral. You and I definitely have different politics, it becomes clear, but that’s just something for me to tease you about as we slurp down oysters. Your eyes are sparkling in the candlelight and I know what you’re thinking, but I just have to lick every last drop of creme brulee off my spoon. Let’s get out of here.

Rates:

1 hr. $700 (only avail. on tours)

90 min. $900

2 hrs. $1200

3 hrs. / drinks $1600

4 hrs. / dinner $1900

Please view my website for more info.

***Screening is required for every new friend.***

www.madelinelayne.com

For selfies and more, follow me on Twitter @layne_madeline