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Well-meaning teachers always told me to do what I loved.
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I’m weird. You’re weird. This is weird.
The only thing to do is meet and look at each other and try really hard to pretend everything isn’t surreal as we pour a glass of wine and emit well-rehearsed, attractive laughter.
My enjoyment gland is throbbingly huge. If I can enjoy modern art museums, you’ll be a breeze.
I’m into finding delight in everything - weirdness, intimacy, and pain. I am full of curiosity and love, all my hatreds are pretend, and the only thing I truly judge is astrology.
Beauty lies both in the new and the familiar, and I hope you will soon be one of those two.
I have more stuff on my website, go check it out.
I’m based in SF and visit NYC, but even if you’re not in one of those, shoot me an email! I have a wonderful assistant who will ping you if I visit your city.
Abigail Glass is a 5'8", slender, all natural, 27 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, and Couples.
I’m interested in [I’m interested in figuring out what makes things interesting]
Recursion is also pretty cool
I’m also pretty into introspection/meditation/question asking, and extremes of experience. Also, lack of judgment! Keep your identity small, and the boundaries of yourself huge.
I also really like sparkling water and long skirts, combating/giving into materialism, business class flights, and asceticism.
You got yourself a bit of deposits here, a gift card there, yadda yadda ‘discreet’ all over the place. For the full deets, check out my website.