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Oh. You clicked on me.

Should I be grateful, or should you? I’m kidding.

Am I?

Not for the right person. That’s what I’m interested in. A boyfriend, a girlfriend, a gay husband, and an affair.

I’m a thinker who scribbles (you’ll figure that out). My unsupervised thoughts live on my twitter. Click through, preferably somewhere you’re allowed to laugh out loud. Yes, you will belly laugh around me.

Funny, smart, compelling. Words that describe no one when they describe everyone. I prefer “a bad idea, executed beautifully” or “an addiction your wealth manager will advise against”.

An acquired taste. Unlike your other acquisitions, this one may never close.

For anything? Or for the right person?

You’ve seen it all. I’ve heard it all, and I enjoy hearing it.

I want to hear it more.

Maybe from you. Not the you you give everyone else. From You.