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Mona Knotte

+Come Find Your Zen With Me.

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~Come Find Your Zen With Me~

I consider myself an observer of the human condition,
An artist, a poet, and admirer of the absurd and obscure;

My heart is full of laughter and whimsy,
my smile big and unabashed,
in its ability to light up a room
and remind you
to not take this all so seriously.

For the pleasure-seeker, I offer hourly and extended rates.

For those seeking a deeper connection and/or melding of hearts, I offer daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly virtual Bae packages, hourly social dates, and much more.

I’m all about vibes. I can usually tell within the first two text messages whether or not we’ll get along— and I’ll tell you if I don’t think it’s a good fit. I often give off geeky/nerdy vibes, somewhat philosophical, definitely an artsy type but not taking myself too seriously.

Seattle Considerations:
Purely Social: 200/hr
Standard appt: 200/hh; 30/hr; 420/90 minutes
The Full Knotte: 350/hh; 550/hr; 700/90 minutes

New York Considerations:
Purely Social: 200/hr
Standard appt: 300/hh; 400/hr; 600/90 minutes
The Full Knotte: 400/hh; 600/hr; 800/90 minutes

I Also Offer:
Distance Bae: 150/week or 500/month

For longer appointments, Fmty, or overnights, please inquire.

Please no calls until after we have texted.

Rates are for time only.

The Look

Mona Knotte is a 5'4", curvy, 27 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.


Man, what do people even do these days? I’ve been gaming and got a puppy to keep myself busy, but I’m bored.

I’ve been dabbing with psychadelia as of late, and have some incredible experiences to share. Join me for a trip ;)

Love 420/light drinking, fun conversation, connecting over geeky shit, etc. Favorite food is sushi but if you can make homemade lasagna, I will love you forever.

Come hang out with me!


Consent and respect are tantamount. Please reach me via email at or by text.

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