+Turnip the heat with a radishing beauty…
Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.
Katherine Kale is a 5'7", all natural, 30 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.
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My name is Katherine Kale. I am an all-natural brunette beauty with golden skin and luscious natural body hair. At this time, my legs are smooth. A strict regimen of rich, delicious food and outdoor exercise has sculpted my body into lithe curves. I’m a graceful combination of soft and strong, fit and feminine.
At seventeen I made the decision to let my body hair grow as it pleases. Though I admire the flashy brilliance of my diva sisters, I have never felt comfortable wearing lots of makeup and jewelry. My beauty is simple and timeless. With my big, dazzling eyes and cheerful smile, I guess you could call me a girl-next-door.
I am a true libertine with a deep love for the natural world and my fellow humans, flawed though we may be. I rejoice in the human body, in its textures and scents, the unruly hairs that sprout from its hidden places, all of the “imperfections” that bestow upon each body its unique and titillating charm.
When you meet me, you’re meeting the real me—sweet, sexy, and down-to-earth. I seek genuine connection in any encounter, and I find that laughter often helps. New friendships can certainly have an air of intensity but we needn’t take ourselves *too* seriously—this is supposed to be fun! Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.
Adventurous, intuitive, intelligent, candid, wild at heart… words are pretty but cannot compare to the visceral, soothing warmth of close and intimate conversation. I’m here to bring a little levity into your life, to help you relax into yourself, and to rejuvenate your lust for life. I’m your much-needed vacation.
Perhaps you’re a little nervous to contact me, a mysterious, beautiful stranger—and who wouldn’t be? But one thing I’ve learned from my all of my adventures: sometimes you’ve just got to jump in.
Remaining 2018 Winter Tour Dates!
NYC (Manhattan Midtown East): 2.28 - 3.2 (daytime)
Travel, reading pop science and dystopian sci-fi, hiking, camping, kayaking, canoeing, fishing, gardening, cycling, rowing, quiet moments in the forest, sewing, combing my armpit hair…
- 200 per hour
- Seattle/SF/LA/AZ: 500 first hour, 400 each subsequent.
- NYC/DC: 600 first hour, 500 each subsequent.
Screening is required for all new friends. No exceptions.
When you’re ready to set up your date, send a message to firstname.lastname@example.org, and include the following information:
- a polite introduction
- desired meeting date(s), time(s), and location (incall or outcall)
- desired length of meeting (how many hours)
- provider references - or - professional verification information
- p411 ID if available
- any other information that might put me at ease or let me know more about you
Any lewd or explicit emails will be promptly deleted.
Have you had a good experience with a provider? Send me a link to her active ad which includes contact information. I will then contact her to verify that you are a well-behaved gentleman. Two provider references are better than one!
Do you own your own business or have your contact information posted on a company’s website? Excellent! Simply send me the details, and I will contact you through your listed business e-mail or telephone number through pre-arranged and very discreet means. I will never contact you through your business phone or email address without first discussing this with you.
Please see my website for more information on etiquette. :)