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Katherine Kale

+Turnip the heat with a radishing beauty…

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Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.

The Look

Katherine Kale is a 5'7", all natural, 30 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.

PLEASE NOTE: I will be out of the country and taking a break Oct - Dec 2017! I will be checking my email once per week during this time. See 2018 tour dates below.

My name is Katherine Kale. I am an all-natural brunette beauty with golden skin and luscious natural body hair. A strict regimen of rich, delicious food and outdoor exercise has sculpted my body into lithe curves. I’m a graceful combination of soft and strong, fit and feminine.

At seventeen I made the decision to let my body hair grow as it pleases. Though I admire the flashy brilliance of my diva sisters, I have never felt comfortable wearing lots of makeup and jewelry. My beauty is simple and timeless. With my big, dazzling eyes and cheerful smile, I guess you could call me a girl-next-door.

I am a true libertine with a deep love for the natural world and my fellow humans, flawed though we may be. I rejoice in the human body, in its textures and scents, the unruly hairs that sprout from its hidden places, all of the “imperfections” that bestow upon each body its unique and titillating charm.

When you meet me, you’re meeting the real me—sweet, sexy, and down-to-earth. I seek genuine connection in any encounter, and I find that laughter often helps. New friendships can certainly have an air of intensity but we needn’t take ourselves *too* seriously—this is supposed to be fun! Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.

Adventurous, intuitive, intelligent, candid, wild at heart… words are pretty but cannot compare to the visceral, soothing warmth of close and intimate conversation. I’m here to bring a little levity into your life, to help you relax into yourself, and to rejuvenate your lust for life. I’m your much-needed vacation.

Perhaps you’re a little nervous to contact me, a mysterious, beautiful stranger—and who wouldn’t be? But one thing I’ve learned from my all of my adventures: sometimes you’ve just got to jump in.

Announcing 2018 Tour Dates!
SF Bay - January 25 - 29
Los Angeles - January 29 - 31
Tucson, AZ - February 1 - 2
NYC & DC - late March, TBD

Interests

Travel, reading pop science and dystopian sci-fi, hiking, camping, kayaking, canoeing, fishing, gardening, cycling, rowing, quiet moments in the forest, sewing, combing my armpit hair…

Expectations

PLEASE NOTE: I will be out of the country and taking a break Oct - Dec 2017! I will be checking my email once per week during this time.

Rates

Public Companionship

  • 200 per hour

Private Companionship

  • Seattle/San Francisco/LA: 500 first hour, 400 each subsequent.
  • NYC/DC: 600 first hour, 500 each subsequent.

Screening is required for all new friends. No exceptions.

When you’re ready to set up your date, send a polite message to katherinekale@protonmail.com, and include the following information:

- your name, line of work, and physical description or photograph (I do not discriminate)
- desired meeting date(s), time(s), and location (incall or outcall)
- desired length of meeting (how many hours)
- provider references - or - professional verification information
- p411 ID if available
- any other information that might put me at ease or let me know more about you

Any lewd or explicit emails will be promptly deleted.

Provider References

Have you had a good experience with a provider? Send me a link to her active ad which includes contact information. I will then contact her to verify that you are a well-behaved gentleman. Two provider references are better than one!

Professional Verification

Do you own your own business or have your contact information posted on a company’s website? Excellent! Simply send me the details, and I will contact you through your listed business e-mail or telephone number through pre-arranged and very discreet means. I will never contact you through your business phone or email address without first discussing this with you.

Please see my website for more information on etiquette. :)

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