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Esme Wilde

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“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”― Oscar Wilde

Hello, Gentlemen,

I’m Esme :)

I am a human enthusiast and a fan of great conversation and great touch!

A Little About Me:
I am tall and slender (statuesque!) at 6’0” even (without the heels!) I have the longest legs … I am also communicative and passionate - about many things. I take great joy in life, and am most often smiling my mischievious smile, with a laugh just behind my lips.

A Little About You:
You are respectful, communicative (communication has many forms!), and passionate about some thing, idea, or question. You are successful, happy, and looking for something more, a zest to your life! (I am zest!)

I study and teach big data, ethics & education, and communication; and will enthusiastically discuss science, nature, philosophy, psychology & the inter-related aspects. I have a love for learning and am definitely a sapiophile!

I will dance to anything! I am versed in Argentine Tango, Lindy Hop & Blues in particular.

I am endlessly curious about people: what you know you like, what you have yet to discover or try, that thing you know better than anyone else.

If we sound like a good match, check out my photo gallery, my get together options, or just contact me — I would absolutely delight in receiving your email!

Fair winds & following seas, Esme

The Look

Esme Wilde is a 6', slender, 32 year old caucasian woman with short brunette hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Couples, Trans, Disability, Groups, and Non Binary.




I love discovering what makes people smile, pause thoughtfully, stop thinking, or just enjoy.

People are endlessly interesting and I am insatiably curious about all of you.

I am a data scientist, an educator, a communication enthusiast, a devourer of knowledge, and an appreciative participant in the beauty of the world (I also tend to wax ecstatic about it)

Dancing with partners or alone, surfing, sailing, & yoga are my favorites.

I am sure to discover more favorites … come tell me yours :)


I am so glad you want to meet :)

Please send me an email at with contact information, if you have a date & time in mind, and the names and contact info of at least two ladies you have seen recently.


Seattle (hometown) & Portland (travel)

$600/ 90 min (minimum) - a “get to know each other” mtg

$800/ 120 min - more of a “enjoy each other’s company” event

$1200/ dinner date

For travel to other cities, or longer engagements, please see my website or e-mail me at

I look forward to getting to know you and exploring delightful moments together.

* please contact me at least 24 hours before our first engagement to allow time to check references.

* With respect to the time and care put into preparing for our meeting; my cancellation policy is as follows: cancelling < 24 hours before our confirmed appointment, 1/2 of the donation is required. cancelling < 12 hrs before - the full donation is required. In the very rare occasion I have to cancel, I will make it up to you with an extra hour for our next date.

thank you for understanding and respecting my time <3

* Please note all considerations are for time and company.

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