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Esme Wilde

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“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”― Oscar Wilde

Hello, Gentlemen,

I’m Esme :)

I am a human enthusiast and a fan of great conversation and great touch.

A Little About You:
You are respectful, communicative (communication has many forms!), and passionate about some thing, idea, or question. You are satisfied, happy, and looking for something more.

A Little About Me:
I am also respectful, communicative and passionate - about many things ;) I take great joy in life, and am most often smiling with a laugh just behind my lips.

I am 6’0” and mostly legs.

I study the psychology of learning, I teach communication, and will enthusiastically discuss science, nature, philosophy, psychology & the inter-related aspects. I have a love for learning and am definitely a sapiophile!

I dance tango, swing and blues with partners, and other dances by myself.

I am endlessly curious about people, what makes you happy, and love to see you get it, so if we sound like a good match, check out my photo gallery, my get together options, or just contact me.

Fair winds & following seas, Esme

The Look

Esme Wilde is a 6', slender, all natural, 32 year old caucasian woman with short brunette hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.


I love discovering what makes people smile, pause thoughtfully, stop thinking and just enjoy. People are endlessly interesting and I am insatiably curious about all of you.

I am a student of instructional design, a communication coach & enthusiast, and a devourer of knowledge.

Dancing with partners or alone, surfing, sailing, & yoga are my favorites.

I am a neophile above most else.


I am so glad you want to meet :)

Please send me an email at with contact information, if you have a date & time in mind, and the names and contact info of two ladies you have seen recently.


Seattle (hometown) & Portland (travel)

$400/ hr

San Francisco (travel)

$500/ hr

For travel to other cities, or longer engagements, please see my website or e-mail me at

I look forward to getting to know you and making you very happy.

Please note all considerations are for time and company.

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