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JanieLayne

+You’re nirvana awaits you…brilliance, blonde, and bold adventure await.

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Quirky and intelligent, humorous and unique, Beautiful. Charismatic. Endlessly caring. What else is there to want?You tell me…I’m dying to oblige. I’ll start with coffee.

Good morning(or evening) beautiful people! My name is Blondie (simplicity is sometimes best), one of Houston’s most exclusive and sought after companions. I don’t often surface to make new acquaintances, so if you have found me here…you’re in luck! I won’t be be around long, as I am searching for something(or someone) rather specific currently…and thus far my endeavors sadly continue unrequited. I’m a low volume, high quality companion who will leave you feeling refreshed and invigorated…ready to attack the first day of the rest of your life. I’m a true empath, and adore doting on gentleman I respect, attending to his every whimsy…even be it silence and understanding and a pair of kind and open…ears. I’m a pillar, a rock, a constant source of encouragement and support when the world just my doesn’t see your way. I’m the angel(or a devil. Depending on who asks)… should just much MUCH more attractive. (And I’m pretty surey my breasts are a 9/10)

In my professional life, I am an entrepreneur, professional photographer fitness, fashion, and bikini model, but mostly an eclectic artist of multiple mediums. Photography is my true drive, and I spend every day with a camera at least 10’ away…or let’s be honest. I’m that person who will fall into the grand canyon bc I want to photograph a bug. Perhaps if we were together…someone could catch me?

I adore music of almost all genres, and can easily get around on most all instruments I take on (Did I mention I am humble too) For 20+ years now I have been playing piano, percussion, and everything I can get my hands on as well as I sing/somgwrite. Is it your birthday? Give me a call… I’ll Marilyn Monroe you. Happy Birthday, Mr. President…its beats playing Disney tunes for my little guy…that is. Usually, I’m singing bluegrass or classical in a corner somewhere where no one can hear me LOL.

These days, I am off and behind my MacBook editing photos, trying to hitch a plane to fly for lessons, creating some unique piece of furniture and covered in all kinds of paint, or elbows deep in an engine bay, ooor you’ll most likely find me behind the stove preparing dinner for my 10yo and I, or snuggling with my dogs! Kona, the rescue, and obi the poodle. By the way, if it’s a savory osso bucco or nostalgic southern breakfast I make you: take a breath, and NEVER tell your mother who your new favorite chef is. ;)

At a minimum, I am an adventure, and generally like to leave no stone unturned. Without looking, you’ll never even know what you found is what your were trying to find all along. Ask questions. Take risks.

Let us go to a destination far from earth…but just a few moments away.

A nirvana we can share that is unique to us…where “alone” is a concept of mind.

It just takes one tiny step.

A deep conversation over a dimly lit pillow or a happy debate about daily politics is a surefire way to get me to passionately impress you with an interesting grab bag of hilarious vernacular and dry with.

Vacation fun! Come find me!

8/17-8/19 miami/naples…come see me in a bikini on the sand.

TBA (NYC, LA, MIAMI, CHI, NEW ORLEANS, KANSAS CITY, OKC)

DONT SEE YOUR STATE? CALL ME.

TEXANS REQUEST A VISIT WITH AT LEAST 24HRS ADVANCE AT ANY TIME:

Who doesn’t love a road trip :*

Even better…let’s FLY!

The Look

JanieLayne is a 5'7", athletic, 33 year old caucasian woman with short blonde hair and green eyes.

She is available for Male, Female, Trans, and Disability.

Interests

Personal:

Being a professional photographer/artist means most of my lifeis* considered my “interest” I do what i love. Lucky gal. It also means my face is known often. I ask that your discretion is not only advised but necessary.

I am a voracious reader of all genres, always gaining as much knowlege as I can…it never ends.

I adorea animals and have a small menagerie at all times at home that are either permanent fixtures or otherwise being nurtured until release. I’m no vegan, but I don’t judge. Currently, I have a tripod bunny. To be hilarious.

Dinner is always a celebration in my home as I was trained by 4 80+ yo cultural beauties, and a Michelin star chef. Lucky you. Come have breakfast.

I am an ase certified auto technician (still. Thanks, pops) as well as I am significantly into my private pilot’s training…which, if I am honest, may be an endeavor enjoyed externally, but never intend to complete.

I love flying, and am working on my private license, but between us both…i would be just as happy being “in training” eternally, as long as I had the chance to be behind the yoke. There is nothing like the feeling of open windows and a houston sunset from the cockpit of a Cessna the size of a shoebox. Ill even show you, sometime.

At heart, I’m an artist. Creator. Purveyor of perspective. As we learn more about eachother on a personal level, you’ll see the nature of my inner beauty, as well, and perhaps a glimpse of how I attempt to manifest that physically in order to share it with others.

However, Most of all, I enjoy human interaction. Nothing means anything when you don’t have anyone to share it with.

What I like in you:

I don’t expect or want a gentleman to mirror my interests or otherwise focus on me 24/7 I enjoy a partner who shares my enthusiasm for the quest of knowledge, wherever it may take us. If anything, I would love for us to try something new together!

Confidence and drive in your endeavors is attractive. Jefferson always claimed he never failed…simply found 10,000 ways that did not work. He was also exiled from his public education and labeled “retarded”, and einstein was autistic. Everyone is their own shade of beautiful, to me.

A sweet, but firm demeanor is welcome as laughter is imperative, but bullying is not. If you are rude, you are also spending your time alone, and fulfilling your consideration either way.

Pride in your hygiene and an appreciation for the time I spend on mine with you in mind is not only appreciated but a request as I feel it’s appropriate.

And overall? An almost unreasonable love for Adventure…

I’m an escape in myself. Am experience. Ask anyone who’s been around…there is certainly onlyone* Janie Layne. A muse. Pure catharsis…As a veteran fitness, fashion and adult model, a voyeur is my best friend. Like a bird of paradise, I maintain myself to perfection as far as I can accomplish with the sheer determination ato be the beauty outside that I strive to be inside.

Don’t let that fool you, though, my outstanding intelligence and poise are the perfect accompaniment to my exquisite beauty and glamor. Along with 15+ years in human relation focused professional work comes a deep empathy and ability to feel what a soul requires to feel complete.

I emplore you to find your safe space with me…peruse the country, perhaps travel the world.

Let me be your muse…and perhaps you, mine.

“If you Cant take away Iam…

Are.you stong enough to be my man

Expectations

I most enjoy my suitors to be 30 plus, as it best suits my personality, yet I’m always open for exceptions. Kindness is a must, as the absence of it will end in your removal, no questions asked, consideration required in full.

NO JORTS NO HATS, NO FLIP FLOPS. No tennis shoes from 1786. Business casual, please, at a minimum, or you will be asked to change and return on a different date, 50% consideration still required as it is your cancelation, not mine.

A shower with towels and luxury men’s toiletries will be available. If i suggest you use them, it is NOT an exception, nor a suggestion. If you are lucky, kind, or charming…ill even join you. Ilove* to get wet.

CONSIDERATIONS: I will be spending all of my time and attention on and with you during our date, and any gentleman lucky enough to pass my screening shall be GENEROUSLY thanked for their gift in more ways than one…

My preference is to require a min. of a 2hr meeting on our first foray. An experience with me is simply impossible to fully enjoy with so little time…and first impressions are everything with me, and I hope you as well.

Lockdown Lonely Tour Donation Schedule:

*At home*

60m minutes 700

90m 900

2hr 1300

3h 2000

4h 2500

LONGER (Most memorable experiences. For gentlemen of elevated stature who strive for excellence in*every* facet of their lives)

6hr Local Guide Plus 3000

8hr-daytimeforay 3500

12hr overnight 7500

24hrs 10000

Weekend (FRI-SUN) 15000

TOUR FEES:

(This covers per diem, travel costs, and minor equipment, requested wardrobeswardrobe, and unexpected emergencies)

HR 1000

1750/2hr

2500/3h

3000/4h

5000/ 8-12hr day

7500/10-12hr Night Owl Adventure

24hrs 15000

FRI-SUN 20000

Trips, Events, Dinner Dates, Parties, and other items are options for discussion on a specific basis. Surprise me, and i may surprise you, too.

PLEASE: considerations are to be placed in an unsealed envelope, paperback book, OR greeting card.

Cancelations should be done within 24hrs with 25% consideration delivered.

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