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Remi Starling

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I once had a man from Texas tell me I was so fine he would drink my bath water. Is that a thing?

On any given day you will find me designing, building, creating, destroying, blessing, releasing, smiling, dancing, singing, living, loving, laughing, skipping, skinny dipping, reading, writing, and never hiding.

I will eat all the ice cream.

I have much to offer the right person. I am agile in body, mind & spirit and I am old enough to know how to behave properly. You’ll get no temper tantrums from me. I will communicate openly and clearly. I will listen to you and hear you. I understand and can fully comply with a requirement for discretion.

I’m a licensed massage therapist. I’ve worked with pro athletes and famous musicians, in other words people who can hire whoever they choose and typically know what they are getting. I can definitely fix what ails you. I am a creative, my last major project was an awarded project installed and burned at Burning Man.

I tend to be fiercely independent and not so good at asking for help. Should we decide we are a good fit for each other, I will take care of you in our time together. It’s what I do everywhere in my life.

I work with not for profits producing events and developing PR & marketing campaigns as a consultant. I am a social entreprenuer with a business I am preparing to launch, poised to change the way a 6 billion dollar industry currently operates.

I’m active and fit. I rock climb, fence and wakeboard. I want to surf more! I love to bike all over town. I enjoy good wine and great food.

But enough about me, today is about you. Today I would like to take you on a journey. One that I will strive to make exciting and fun, a bit of a break from the familiarity of our daily lives. A journey that will ultimately let you ease into a pure state of joyful calm this is not the one with which you are accustomed, this is the calm that comes after the storm. I think you’ll like it.

The Look

Remi Starling is a 5'7", athletic, mature caucasian woman with short red hair and green eyes.

She is available for Male, and Couples.


i am a free spirit. i am not that great at asking for help. i am working on this, as no man (or woman) is an island.

so here goes: things that will make me smile

books: i love to read, everything from fictional classics to art & design books. i am interested in personal & professional development.

i love to go camping and would be super grateful for gift cards to amazon, rei, whole earth provisions…

i have in mind a container garden and outodor seating area on my patio.

i love fashion and i am unwilling to pay retail for most things for several reasons: 1. it is far too easy to find fabulous current, iconic clothes, shoes, handbags and jewlery on sites like the real real. 2. also this is better for our planet. i believe we shouldn’t keep making junk for people to buy at such a ridiculous rate. please, if you wish to purchase clothes, shoes, jewelry or a handbag, purchase a gift card for The Real Real.

  • please be prepared to share reasonable screening info with me. if i cannot verify that you are a real person it will be impossible to invite you into my space and share of myself openly.
  • i will prepare for our time together with careful attention to detail, please do the same for me.
  • if you must cancel, please do me the courtesy of letting me know. if you do not, i charge a rebooking fee of 50% before i see you the next time.
  • i find it is best for both of us when you discreetly leave your gift in an unsealed envelope on a table upon your arrival. this way we can make the most of our time together with ease and happy hearts.

my rates are as follows:

1 Hr $400

90 Mins $600

2 Hrs $800

4 Hrs $1,200

Outcalls $50

Overnight $2,400

Weekend $4,800

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