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There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is [joy] in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar; I love not Man the less, but Nature more.
Welcome to the office of Andrea H. Laurens, a personal muse for the discerning individual. It’s lovely to make your acquaintance and I am excited to me seeing you soon
I currently operate primarily in Columbus, OH and Louisville, KY and of course am always available in Cincinnati.
I am a cellist, vocalist, writer, amateur chef, and proud non-binary queer person. I can be found in local gyms and forests being awestruck by nature and daydreaming about living in the mountains most of the time; I love trying new-to-me culinary experiences as well as traveling to far away places I haven’t been to (yet!).
I specialize in what I like to call the “Freedom and Authenticity Experience”; Openness, and flexibility are among the traits that I have and treasure, and I greatly enjoy connecting with people exactly as they are; our personalities give us dimension, which enables us to share ourselves wholly and honestly without fear. I also highly value safety and discretion, because when are we better versions of ourselves than when we feel safe and protected?
All of this to say, I am overjoyed to be able to hold space for other people in a professional capacity, and I am looking forward to being able to welcome you to a non-judgemental, personally crafted space.
Andrea H. Laurens is a 5'8", curvy, all natural, 26 year old black / native american woman with long hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.
My true loves are the forests, the mountains, and the sea; I am most myself and at peace when I am surrounded by nature. The sights, smells, and sounds of the natural world around me are the brightest music to my ears, and I seek to experience them whenever possible.
However, when I’m not communing with the trees, I compose and perform poetry, practice the cello, and sing any song that comes up in my playlist. The arts have played an invaluable role in the course my life has taken, and I am alway enthusiastic about experiencing the artistic passions of friends and guests.
I also have an unrepentant, all-consuming love of experiencing food. I’ve had the joyful experience of authentic, handmade foods froma variety of cultures throughout my life, including several varieties of Indian cuisine, Meditteranean, Japanese, Korean, Ethiopian and Ghanian foods, and a great many others.
Let’s take a weekend in the mountains and share art and recipes with each other?
In order to be my best self, I must feel secure in knowing who I am seeing. In order to be as open and earnest as I can be, I require the following information for screening:
- Name, date of birth
- phone number and email (No Google Voice, TextMe, etc.)
- City of residence
- Employment information
You are welcome to submit this information via the contact form on my website, or provide this information in an email to the listed address. Please submit this information for screening at least 24 hours before the time you would like to see me.
In order to secure time with me, I also require deposits. If I am meeting you at a locale of your choosing, please be prepared to pay minimum 25% deposit. If you are wishing to meet me in my space outside of Columbus, I will require a minimum 50% deposit.
Rates for my time are as follows:
- 1 Hour - $400
- 90 Minutes - $800
- 2 Hours - $900
- 3 Hours - $1,000
- 4 Hours - $1,300
- 5 Hours - $1,500
- 12 Hours (Daytime) - $2,000
- 16 Hours (Overnight) - $2,500
- 24 Hours - $3,500
During our time together, respecting my boundaries and being kind and courteous will be the surest path to having a wonderfully indulgent engagement. Any attempts to circumvent my boundaries will unfortunately leda to me having to conclude our time together immediately.
For our time together, please:
- Be freshly showered (within 30 minutes of our meeting, or during our session)
- Have my rate in an unmarked envolope, greeting card, or a favorite book on an open surface in the bathroom or other room
- Be comfortable, and be yourself!
For greater information about who I am and what I enjoy, please visit my website!