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Malena Von Teese

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Don’t open the bottle of wine just yet. Just wait. Aren’t you missing something? No, I’m not talking about the appetizers or the main dish. You are missing, me!

You’re a busy man, aren’t you?

You’re overworked and stressed

You crave excitement in your monotone work days

You can’t remember the last time you met a woman so exciting that you couldn’t stop thinking about her

You want a woman who makes you forget that your phone has been blowing up from the 100 emails you have yet to respond to

You want a woman who appreciates intellectual tidbits that accompany ten course dinners

So much of your life is planned—would you like to explore a new adventure with me?


Malena Von Teese

The Look

Malena Von Teese is a 5'7", slender, 26 year old caucasian / ebony woman with long brunette hair and brown eyes.

She is available for Male, and Couples.


Whole foods, Uber,Lyft, Agent provocateur & Honey birdette gift cards makes me a happy woman!


Please fill out the booking form on my website or send the following required info via text or email:

• Full name

• Age

• Phone Number

• Incall/Outcall

• How many hrs

• What day/time

• Linkedin profile and 2 recent references (must send their website, twitter or link to ad & email address)

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