+A Call to Adventure. Dream Girl. Cheat Code. High Priestess.
“Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.” - Me
I’m just your regular neighborhood Goddess made flesh. You’re probably not going to impress me with your car or your yacht. But you could impress me with your empathy and caring about something bigger than yourself.
I’m a divine servant of new titles, ancient rituals, modern alchemy, and transcendental ecstasis. If you can catch me, I’ll tell you the whole long story of how I got here, but here’s a preview:
The muggle world is cruel and lame. You have to wear so many masks and hide who you are all the time.
I am mesmerized by people who shed their masks and allow me to take off mine. Play in the dark with me and let’s find something real.
Cali Reign is a 5'2", slender caucasian woman with medium length hair and blue eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.
- Turning strip clubs into temples
- Sacred Power Exchange
- Goddess stories, myths, and legends
- Jokes and memes I can steal from you to woo fetching girls with in my downtime
- Bitcoin and nongarbage blockchains
If you’ve gotten this far, you have realized I am far from the ordinary. But isn’t that what you’re here for?
Based in NYC, but travel often.
Email: CaliReign@protonmail.com for scheduling.
Please include, name, phone number, occupation, and a charming description of yourself that peaks my interest. References appreciated and can expedite my selection process.
My rates start at $1,000 per hour
I am so many things. What can I be for you?