London "LJ" James

Recall the ’90s film “American Beauty”? There was a line that continues to strike a chord with me even today, “Remember those posters, ‘Today is the first day of the rest of your life’? Well, that’s true every day but one - the day you die.” A bit macabre, albeit true.

Life is funny. You spend your childhood wishing to grow up & then you grow up. Lo’ & behold, you find yourself constrained by society, work, & possibly family. You find yourself unfulfilled & wanting to see all the beauty of the world & most of all, to truly be seen & appreciated for all that you are. You thirst to reclaim yourself. And while you know you shouldn’t break the rules, haven’t you earned the right to?

And that’s why you’ve found me: a woman that will accept you for you & regard you like the royal you are. A fusion of European sophistication & the American South’s charm, I am a Southern Debutante & Socratic spitfire all wrapped in one, with a genuinely wicked sense of humour; although, there is more beneath the surface. Wouldn’t you like to sample it? Your enjoyment brings me fulfillment whether we are relishing an intimate dinner, an exotic excursion, or disheveling the sheets.

So go ahead & wander around. But don’t let the sands of time pile too high, for I am ephemeral; always going where the wind takes me. Flattered & humbled I caught your eye. I look forward to meeting you in the flesh.

Wickedly Yours,

-LJ, Xx

SCREENING & SCHEDULING
-All bookings can be made by visiting LJ’s website or by emailing LJ at HelloLJ@protonmail.com

AVAILABILITY
-Minneapolis: June 12th to June 13th
-New Orleans: June 14th to June 16th
-Minneapolis: June 17th to June 20th
-Washington DC: June 21st to June 24th
-Minneapolis: June 25th to July 18th
-Washington D.C.: July 19th to 23rd
-Tampa: July 24th to July 29th