+Snarky sweetheart; Hosting in Woburn all winter & spring.
Trust me, I’m much more fun to hang out with than the other girls.
Hi there! I’m flattered you clicked. I am based in Greater Boston where I host, but I’m also available for FMTY.
There’s an awful lot of us on here, and most of us describe ourselves the same way: adventurous & well traveled, but down to earth. A saucy little minx, yet tasteful when the time calls for it. Yes, I like reading “literature”. You know, all the stuff that makes me sound sophisticated enough to share the same air as you.
Of course I love a magnificent five-course meal with ingredients I won’t admit that I can’t pronounce, but I’ll also eat food out of a basket with a red-striped wax paper liner on it if you like a gal who can hang with the guys (belches and titty jokes not included). Like… I will go to sporting events with you and rock shows just like a regular buddy.
Speaking of versatility: I can talk politics, history, art, and cinema because I learned real good in school (see what I did there), but I can also talk fart jokes because those are funny. If you enjoy people-watching AND making fun of people, then I think we’ll get along pretty well. Just don’t bring a whoopie cushion until the second date or else I’ll be worried that things are moving too fast.
What else is there to know? Some people have anixety about math and they psych themselves out so that they don’t even attempt to do it because they’re afraid of failure. Don’t be like that. Just email me.
Donations are for time and companionship only. I host in Boston, but I require advance notice to schedule. Please review my website so I don’t get impatient with you off the bat! All appointments are subject to deposits and cancellation policy.
Khloe Nightingale is a 5'7", slender, 31 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, Couples, and Trans.
Music (Live & Recorded) | Poetry | Post-modern Literature | American History | Pop Culture | Stand-up Comedy | Investigative Journalism | Art & Art History | True Crime | Yoga & Running
Please make your inquiry detailed and thoughtful. The more information you can provide me with about yourself, date, time, etc., the better! It is very important to me that I can determine that we will be a good fit.
Advanced booking is strongly recommended. Last-minute requests will not be considered, and brief emails will not receive a response.
$1200/2-Hr (preferred minimum)
Ask me about longer timeframes when you send me your email!