+Pro wrestling nerd with a heart of gold & body sculpted in the Renaissance.
“Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.”
I am most certainly not your average bear, though quite a bit smarter. When you elect to take a dip in my figurative waters, you may well find your thirst quenched in such a delightful way you will always long for one drop more.
I have a voracious appetite for knowledge and unique life experiences, so most appreciate time spent with companions who can satiate me as well as I them. Although always ready to be a tourist, this sightseer delights in showing friends the underappreciated treasures of my city. Allow me to craft us the perfect adventure so tension can build before we engage in a more literal joining.
While just as enamored of the classic pleasures such as a fine meal, wandering the marble halls of a museum, or shopping for the perfect lingerie to tantalize you, I am equally comfortable and confident perched prettily on a couch taking in sci-fi/fantasy epics. Blade Runner is my favorite film, but tell me about yours. Perhaps we have some shared favorites! Many have said I make an incredible companion for attending wrestling events, as sports entertainment is a very particular passion of mine.
Ellamourne is a 5'10", curvy, all natural, 33 year old caucasian woman with shoulder length auburn hair and brown eyes.
She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.
A rich Cabernet Sauvignon will always please, books of any genre other than romance (let’s create our own!), and discovering what brings joy to others around me. It’s impossible to provide an accurate summation of my interests when I am always so open to new adventures and experiences.
A shortlist of particular interests would include: Wrestling, video games (bonus points to MMORPGs), photography, film noir, Earl Grey tea, craft gin, and noodles of any variety.
Screening is a must.
Based in Baltimore but often touring and available for Fly Me To You.
While I prefer 48 hour notice of our time together, same day will be considered with an additional consideration.
Deposits are required for new friends, and a 50% cancellation fee applies to same day cancellations.
Please inquire at firstname.lastname@example.org for details on consideration and availability. Messages with explicit or disrespectful language will be disregarded.