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Top Tumblr Porn: 3 Blogs That Are Guaranteed To Get Your Heart Racing

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Back in August, Mama K wrote a great post about Tumblr’s post-Yahoo acquisition announcement to remove “adult content” sites from their platform. Knowing that Tumblr was one of the few blogging platforms left that allowed adult content, the adult provider community held its collective breath. Now, three months after Tumblr’s announcement and two months after Mama K’s piece, Tumblr appears to remain safe for both professionals who want to provide adult entertainment and people who want to check it out. Granted, an initial search of #NSFW brought up a blank but Tumblr gives the options of turning off search filters.

Once you click that button…Whoa. There’s a whole wide and dirty world of any and every sexy pic and GIF your heart (and other parts) could desire.

In celebration of that fact, I decided to do the excruciatingly difficult job of filtering through the Tumblr NSFW tag (or for some of you, perhaps SFW would be more appropriate?) and pulling out (too easy) some particularly sexy blogs, for your viewing pleasure.

I know what you’re thinking: Ruby, you’re so selfless! Thank you so much for thinking of us! All I can say is: No, thank you, reader. Thank you so much.

Obviously opinions and preferences regarding porn are totally subjective, so by no means am I suggesting that my choices are THE BEST or even that you should dig them too but, hey, ya never know, right? Chances are you’ll think they’re as hot as I do.

The Library Vixen

This blog is my number one favorite when it comes to all things sexy on Tumblr. Curated by a real life librarian who works at the Center for Sex and Culture, The Library Vixen has an impressive wide range of handpicked photos and GIFs for your titillation.

The Library Vixen has her own site that explores a whole bunch of sex-related topics, but her Tumblr is a wonderfully simple blog that highlights a smoking hot image every day. She’ll usually stick to a theme for a few days in a row, with all of the photos highlighting bondage or blowjobs or boob or whatever strikes her fancy that week.

This allows the viewer to focus on just what he/she is into and be exposed to new things that they may not have known turned them on before. Also, the arty appearance of the pictures creates a slow buildup of arousal that kind of sneaks up on a girl, kinda like porn foreplay.

All Things Naughty

Speaking of arty porn, All Things Naughty does a great job making everything look a little more high class by showcasing only black and white images. The format of this one is a little more professional than Library Vixen and quite a bit more professional than the majority of adult blogs on Tumblr. The owners of the blog are also quite prolific, adding a lot of images every day.

While Library Vixen pulls images of a wide variety of body types, the boys and girls on All Things Naughty definitely fall more on the model side of the average figure/Heidi Klum line. While I generally prefer the amateur models I can definitely see the appeal of watching the beautiful people fucking and sucking.

Another thing All Things Naughty does well is GIFs. A relatively new player on the porn scene, GIFs exist in the wonderful space between still and moving images. Usually focusing on one or two simple actions, there’s just something about the repetitive motion that never fails to turn me on.

Bonus points: This blog appears to be very into anal, so all of you who are into it should definitely head on over.

Quelles Fesses

Some people are just really into one particular body part or sex act and can consume image after image after image of it and he easy to use format of Tumblr makes it possible for them to set up collections that we all can enjoy.

One such blog is Quelles Fesses. I don’t speak French, so I plugged the name into Google Translate and came up with the translation “What Butts” which is a very direct, very accurate description of what you’ll find here. Quelles Fesses showcases naked butts, partially clothed butts, butts and vulvas, round butts, bouncy butts, and surprisingly few butts getting fucked. Unfortunately for those of you who like a little man-butt now and then, all of the butts here are attached to ladies, but I can’t say I’m complaining too much about the selection.

So, dear readers, I hope you enjoyed this quick trip into the wondrous world of Tumblr porn. There are literally thousands of blogs for your perusing pleasure, so head on over the NSFW section and celebrate the fact that there’s at least one mainstream blogging platform left that isn’t too afraid of sex.

Have a great weekend, and ENJOY!


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