Morgan

Fucking like the Fokkens

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In case you haven't heard, over in the Netherlands, 70 year old blond bombshell Fokken twins are celebrating 50 years in the Dutch sex industry. Yes! 50 years of prostitution style sex work totaling - what they tally - 355,000 customers served between them over 50 years. Seriously? Yes. Really.

This offers a great opportunity to chat about interacting with the older woman. Welcome to Cougar Country! Except,  in American “older” is considered to be 34. Trust me. At 43  I am called mature in my position as an "Erotic Consultant" aka "EC".  Yes. I am THE older woman. I am Mrs. Robinson. Welcome to Cougar Country.  Ug - I hate that. Though - Truly that's where I'm told I am at.

In fact to quite a few people I am completely delusional to think - at my age - I can quit my day job and become a smashingly successful "EC".  My expertise is - as said -  marketed as  “mature” at “36”. Well shit - If the Fokkens can say they are 70, why do I have to say I'm 36? Because 43 sounds ancient, stale, wrinkled, grey, rehab directed or desperate. Yea. I get it. But Really? --- WTF?

I do not want to lie to you. Why should I have to memorize false stats as though I worked for the CIA?  I look okay. I am nice – Sometimes...  And well,  I AM experienced. REALLY experienced. Trust me on that note. The Fokkens don't have to lie. Why should I? 

Well, Philadelphia (though pretty bad ass) IS different than the Netherlands, and yes , we have all seen some really aged cracked-out once-divas-gone bad, though on the whole, older woman are smoking, and can offer a lot – former TLA Video manager editor, says: “Biggest sellers were grandma stuff --- older woman with younger women – though the age variable is definitely more acceptable in the GBLT market”. Why is that? What does the GBLT community get that the men and couples are just starting to feel out?

Hey - I understand your time with me or an entertainer is pure, prime moment.  I get I am not present to be “me”, but rather to fill a need for attention, affection, or offer you all a moment to shine in the spotlight of your decadent fantasies and aspirations – or maybe you just need the connection of some TLC or a more advance GFE to get your rocks off. It's all good. We are here to please.

A lot of super cool, very hot women will tell you their sex lives came alive in their 40s & 50s. They don't fear their own desires, they don't feel insecure about their bodies – all they need is  proof they are still attractive.  You know we crave your attention even if we say otherwise. So come on! check us out! Let us soothe you. Serve you. If the Fokkens can lay down the  love lure  at 70, I'm pretty sure we here can do it. Now it's up to YOU to prove it!


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