Katherine Kale

+All-Natural Brunette Beauty

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Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.

The Look

Katherine Kale is a 5'7", all natural, 30 year old caucasian woman with medium length brunette hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Men, Women, Couples, and TV/TS.

Perhaps you feel nostalgic for the good old days, when all the gals let their hair grow wild and free? Well, I’m so pleased to have crossed paths with you out here in the virtual wilderness…

My name is Katherine Kale. I am an all-natural brunette beauty with golden skin and luscious natural body hair. A strict regimen of rich, delicious food and outdoor exercise has sculpted my body into lithe curves. I’m a graceful combination of soft and strong, fit and feminine.

At seventeen I made the decision to let my body hair grow as it pleases. Though I admire the flashy brilliance of my diva sisters, I have never felt comfortable wearing lots of makeup and jewelry. My beauty is simple and timeless. With my big, dazzling eyes and cheerful smile, I guess you could call me a girl-next-door.

I am a true libertine with a deep love for the natural world and my fellow humans, flawed though we may be. I rejoice in the human body, in its textures and scents, the unruly hairs that sprout from its hidden places, all of the “imperfections” that bestow upon each body its unique and titillating charm.

When you meet me, you’re meeting the real me—sweet, sexy, and down-to-earth. I seek genuine connection in any encounter, and I find that laughter often helps. New friendships can certainly have an air of intensity but we needn’t take ourselves *too* seriously—this is supposed to be fun! Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.

Adventurous, intuitive, intelligent, candid, wild at heart… words are pretty but cannot compare to the visceral, soothing warmth of close and intimate conversation. I’m here to bring a little levity into your life, to help you relax into yourself, and to rejuvenate your lust for life. I’m your much-needed vacation.

Perhaps you’re a little nervous to contact me, a mysterious, beautiful stranger—and who wouldn’t be? But one thing I’ve learned from my all of my adventures: sometimes you’ve just got to jump in.

Upcoming Availability:
- I am available in Seattle all day on Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays, and on some weekday evenings.
- Available for short weekend getaways elsewhere in the US; minimum three-hour booking and travel deposit required. Please inquire for more information! :)

Interests

Travel, reading pop science and sci-fi, hiking, camping, gardening, running, cycling, pole dance (I am still learning!), quiet moments in the forest, biology, chemistry, zoology, ecology, sewing, combing my armpit hair…

Expectations

Public Companionship
200 per hour

Private Companionship
500 first hour
400 each additional hour
returning friends - 400 per hour

Both in-call and out-call available. My comfortable, up-scale in-call is located minutes from downtown Seattle.

I am available in Seattle all day on Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays, and on some weekday evenings.

I prefer to book 3 days in advance, preferably a week. Shorter notice out-calls may be available.

Same day bookings are never available to new friends due to the time it takes to screen.

Screening required for all new friends. No exceptions.

When you’re ready to set up your date, send a polite message to katherinekale@protonmail.com, and include the following information:

- your name, line of work, and physical description or photograph (I do not discriminate)
- desired meeting date(s), time(s), and location
- desired length of meeting (how many hours)
- 2 provider references - or - professional verification
- any other information that might put me at ease or let me know more about you

Any lewd or explicit emails will be promptly deleted.

Provider References

Have you had a good experience with a provider? Send me a link to her active ad which includes contact information. I will then contact her to verify that you are a well-behaved gentleman. Two provider references are better than one!

Professional Verification

Send a link to the website of the company where you work that includes an email address or phone number where I can reach you. I will then contact you via mutually-agreed-upon and discreet means to ask a pre-arranged question. Once I verify that you are indeed who you say you are, we can go forward!

Please see my website for more information on etiquette. :)

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