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The Original Alyx of Chicago

+mature & fit, established 2011

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My name & DOB redacted antibody report is available upon request!

A bohemian advocate of pleasurable experiences who believes in sparking joy through touch. (Now with antibodies!)

(Name & DOB redacted antibody report available upon request.)

It is with a bright smile that I say hello! I’m Alyx: a UX nerd, (seemingly) lifelong student and and inimitable professional babe. Ethical and established, my sterling 9 year reputation is easily verified with a quick Google search.

At 36 years old, I possess the maturity to match yours while maintaining a kettlebell sculpted figure and beautiful face.

I will keep this brief before sending you to my site to become immersed in my voice and vignettes of the connective moments that await us.

You will find that I am an elegant, athletic, genuine and kind partner. I approach the world including the quiet moments you and I share with an unabashed excitement and believe that the myth of eternal return is simply that.

I choose to channel my inner Renaissance humanist and savor the beauty of our here & now.

Privately, I am adventurous partner who is completely devoid of pretense or judgement. The intersection of mental and flesh driven connection is the space in which we will exist.

So if you are a man …

  • who lives by his own code
  • for whom the conventional is boring
  • who is successful and feels the weight of accompanying outward conformity
  • who wants the freedom to share his inner self with someone who is optimistic, beautiful, mature and complex

… then we will get along swimmingly!


Please enjoy all of my gorgeous new images (more on my site) and I look forward to keeping you smiling and guessing. :)


  • 36 years old
  • 5’8
  • fair, freckled, blue eyes, red hair
  • 34D bust
  • bright smile
  • kettlebell & diet sculpted figure
  • If you have a thing for gorgeous backs, lats and legs… we should talk.smirk* :)
The Look

The Original Alyx of Chicago is a 5'8", slender, 36 year old caucasian woman with long red hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male, and Couples.


wriitng, functional kettle bell training, matcha tea, reading, growing my civi business, Salvador Dali, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, brutalist architecture


Safety & security are paramount in this realm, and I value your discretion and privacy as much as I do my own.

All screening requirements and privacy measures are listed on my website.

Thank you!

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