+How lush the world is…how full of things we do not own.
Come walk through the garden with me…a place we cannot possess, yet may savor, together.
Though the torch of a single temple may endure, tended by only the hours alone, such fire cannot grow… for flame, like passion, must pass through many palms to be known: this is the course of ecstasy. Let us then tend this fire together; and make our offerings… and seek delight and beauty in all passing things. I am a seeker of such incendiary breath… a lover of all darkness wherein light is kept. Come with me into the night, or perhaps the day… though if you come with me, I know you will be brave.
Laurel LaVine is a 5'5", slender, 33 year old caucasian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.
She is available for Male, Female, Couples, Trans, Disability, Groups, and Non Binary.
Wit, discourse, worship… fine art, theater… the symphony. Crickets and lamp light and the ember of likeminded company.
I require at least 24 hours to verify new clients. Screening is mandatory— no exceptions!
I screen for safety and compatibility. If you are not willing to screen, please do not waste your time or mine.
I require a 25% deposit to guarantee our time together. I also require a 100 Short Notice Fee (200 while touring) for those requesting a meeting with less than 12 hours notice. I accept discrete electronic payments.
I respect your time, so please do the same by giving +24hr notice if you need to cancel.
If you cancel before within 24 hours of our appointment, your deposit is forfeit. A re-booking fee of 25% of the original booked total will be required to schedule with me again.
If you No Call/No Show, that’s 100% of the original booked total to schedule with me again— this will not be applied to our next meeting.
Considerations should be put in an unsealed envelope and placed somewhere in sight upon first meeting. If we meet in public, I prefer that my consideration be presented in a book for discretion. Considerations should always be given at the beginning of our meeting.
YOU & ME
Mutual respect is incredibly important to both you and me. Let’s agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed. You’re more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but please do not arrive drunk or become inebriated during our session or I will turn you away.
I will end the session immediately if you do. Do not send emails or texts containing explicit, coded language or I will end our conversation immediately. Please do not contact me and ask me questions that are clearly answered on my website or inappropriate (e.g. “What are your rates?”). Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me! It makes everything so much easier and more pleasant!