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The Alyx of Chicago
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Take a moment to pursue the words contained within my website. They are my own, and they will enrapture …

If even the slightest nonconformist flame burns within your besuited chest, you and I are kindred spirits…

Hello, intrigued stranger. Since today’s morally censored world dictates we speak in hushed tones, allow me to introduce myself as Alyx - your personal user experience designer. :)

User Experience Design is the practice of satisfying a user’s requirements by enabling them to connect with a product on a usability, accessibility and desirability level. So, while light hearted and PG rated, this title playfully draws upon my former tech career as an actual designer and offers myriad possible excuses when you decide to sneak out of the office to see me.

My life as Alyx began in Chicago in 2011, and my easily researchable reputation as a genuine, kind, ethical and adventurous partner has grown with each successive year.

I provide manna to the overworked and overextended in the form of highly impactful experiences. Each one is organic and unscripted - the product of our exact chemistry. Each is an escape into a Bohemian world of pleasure.

I want you to come to me when you are being driven by your lizard brain and searching for the atomic reset button. That something that will make you feel emblazoned, centered and whole. I love freely and believe in the soul sustaining power of exploration among multiple partners. You should join me if deliberate touch, indelible sensations and genuine, light hearted connectivity are what you seek.

You can be your unabashed self around me, and I will delight in ticking off your boxes one … by one … by one … and tapping into those you didn’t even know existed. :)

I am sweet, but I also get a kick out of a good cat and mouse game… a flrtatious and tension buidling back-and-forth.

If you are the sort who enjoys sensually confident women who pursue whomever and whatever they want, then you will smell it on me. Even when I am entirely clothed and seated next to you at the bar top, you will sense it.


  • the face & body of a 25yo paired with the EQ and maturity of my 35 years (P411 age verified)
  • am able to shift aesthetics between “tattooed creative professional” and “beautifully polished business casual” depending on whether or not I obscure my ink. (A skill which served me well in the startup world.)
  • 5’8 and newly enhanced 32DD - 26 - 36 (see photos 3 & 4 & video as well as my twitter selfies)
  • freckles, high cheekbones, naturally pouty lips and deep gray eyes
  • Scottish, Irish & Cherokee

I am best suited for the suit who who is drawn to dichotomy and find myself attracted to professionals who think outside the box. I am a sucker for:

  • that laid back brand of confidence
  • successful men who don’t define themselves solely by their material possessions
  • those who brim with a touch of existential angst

I stay lean and strong with rigorous kettlebell and HIIT training and promise that you will love every inch of me.

I also promise that ultimately, you will find that my mind is what enthralls you the most. So visit my Twitter feed and lose yourself in the words on my website. They will draw you in … draw you one step closer to me. ;)



  • $600 /1h
  • $900/90m
  • 1,000/2h
  • $1,300/3h
  • $2,500/4h dinner +
  • extended engagements and private travel rates available on my website
The Look

The Alyx of Chicago is a 5'8", slender, 35 year old caucasian woman with long brunette hair and grey eyes.

She is available for Men, and Couples.


wriitng, functional kettle bell training, matcha tea, reading, growing my civi business, Salvador Dali, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, brutalist architecture


Safety & security are paramount in this realm, and I value your discretion and privacy as much as I do my own.

All screening requirements and privacy measures are listed on my website.

Thank you!

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