+Est. 2011 Chicago’s chic rebel
The same attention to detail I put into curating my kettlebell fit body goes into planning our perfect date!
This is the year to do it, whatever it may be.
You know that immeasurable thirst which exponentiates with each passing day? That about which you cannot stop thinking, but which you’ve long denied yourself? It is time to embrace it with an imaginative and unabashed partner. So let your imagination run wild with me.
Voracious and happy, I am the original “Alyx with a y”. My sterling reputaition is easily researchable back to 2011, and I cannot wait to add a pop of color to your white collared world.
In my company, you willl feel the joy of a woman who is living the mid-30’s life of her dreams: a beautiful bohemienne, a Strong First certified athlete, and a long-celebrated girlfriend.
Whether we get to know each other at my space or meet for dinner at one of Chicago’s myriad reopened venues… or whether we simply spend hours in a more quiet setting… you will find me to be genuine and fully invested in our time together.
You will experience both my softness and my smoldering intensity. And you will feel the palpable joy I derive from slowly buidling then slaking anticipation via through cerebral and tactile ministrations.
Together, we can cultivate something as indelible as my body art; something that is both impactful and as light as the air. And to quote Tomas from The Unbearable Lightness of Being, “Einmal ist keinmal.”
Once will never be enough.
Alyx of Chicago is a 5'8", slender, 36 year old caucasian woman with long red hair and blue eyes.
She is available for Male, and Couples.
- functional kettle bell training
- Salvador Dali
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- brutalist architecture
Safety & security are paramount in this realm, and I value your discretion and privacy as much as I do my own.
All screening requirements and privacy measures are listed on my website.