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Charlotte Anne Patterson

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Oh, you didn’t know…real men prefer southern girls.

…a sexy and sassy Southern gal decides to go exploring for a while?

Well motorcyles, Mustangs, and mischief of course!

Confident, mature but youthful at heart.

A gal who can change your oil and balance your check book too.

But seriously, I just like to have a good time.

The Look

Charlotte Anne Patterson is a 5'6", curvy caucasian woman in her early 40's with medium length blonde hair and hazel eyes.

She is available for Male, and Couples.


When exchanging emails, texts, or speaking by phone, remember that I will neither engage in explicit conversation nor make any promises regarding any sort of quid pro quo.

References and referrals from other ladies are always welcomed and appreciated. However, I prefer not to rely on them alone for screening.

An unsealed envelope left in plain sight is a great way to handle the donation. Please don’t hand the envelope to me directly. Also, it would be great if you gave me a little privacy so I can put it safely away. Maybe time to wash your hands?

Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated. Such behavior will result in the early termination of our time together.

Being freshly scrubbed is an absolute must. If you’re coming from the gym or had a hard day at the office, there is a shower at my incall that you are welcome to use. But try to let me know in advance if you think showering at my place is something you’ll want to do.

I respect the personal choices of every individual. However, possession and/or use of drugs will not be tolerated in my presence. Failure to respect that boundary will result in the immediate termination of our time together.

The more comfortable I am with you, the better time to be had by us both. Keep that in mind in all of our premeeting communcations.

I must let you know that I can’t imagine being away from home without my baby. But don’t worry, he is very small, doesn’t bark, and is incredibly well behaved. Besides, I do keep him in his crate whenever I have company.

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