+Tiny Dancer, Fancy Romancer, Muse Extraordinaire…
‘I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me.” -Anais Nin
My name is Edie. I am a harbinger of that moment when yearning becomes an enriching song for the soul. I’m a delectable inspiritress, titillating temptress, ambrosial mistress. I’m the whole package in a luscious lil’ frame. This sultry sizzle sauce dame wants to know your name. I’ve got the magic when you need some honey. With our passions ignited, inspiration is guaranteed. I’m just what the witch doctor ordered…
As a low volume and exclusive provider, I maintain a high standard of integrity. I honor only serious inquiries and accept new clients who demonstrate a well balanced, dependable aptitude and good natured sincerity. Much more than the generic ingenue or typical object of concupiscence; I raise the bar on the standard by going far and beyond what you might expect, in terms of substance, from a lady…
I‘m definitely not “the girl next door”. I’m the one you can never quite figure out or catch up to. I’m a creature governed by higher minded dictates and heart centered caprice. You can find me on the fringe of the consensus, always riding the cusp of escapade and mystery. I’m a Dionysian disco dervish, patron of metaphysics and devotee of synchronicity. I’m a tea connoisseur, avid reader, yoga lover, poet, performance artist, songstress and intermediate sybarite with a background in dance and various holistic therapies (which serves to amply compliment my other capabilities). I’m your Venusian dream come true; a sweet heathen who enjoys healthy eats, quality absinthe, good sipping tequila, fine wine, spending lots of time in nature, active outdoor activities and all of the cultured metropolitan delights the city has to offer.
I pride myself on my incendiary fervor for life, my continued personal evolution and ineptitude for boredom. I laugh a lot and am an engaging conversationalist with a witty sense of humor. I offer unique and revitalizing experiences which may include ambient music, candle lighting and me lavishing you with natural oils and a stellar body rub.
I am available for exclusive travel, in-calls and upscale hotel out-calls. I can arrange to meet for adventure and entertaining most days between the hours of 10am and 9pm. Advance scheduling is required.
I’m also happy to host us at my private upscale in-call retreat located in PDX complete with a stunning view, shower facilities and natural unscented amenities available for your hygienic and minty-fresh pleasure.
I invite you into my domain where our most authentic truths reign. I entreat you to share time with me in an alternate otherworldly dimension, where our senses are heightened and our bodies blissfully enlivened. No matter how fleeting it may be in the grand scheme of things that our orbits do align, we might both be transformed forever, and for the better in as many ways as our hearts so desire…
This sumptuous experience is more holistic and is all about you. Best for those yearning for an authentically affectionate, nurturing and restorative experience. You get to relax and receive in a safe and clean environment with candle lighting and ambient music. Your entire body will be caressed with intention and awakened to new states of embodied bliss.
This type of engagement is ideal for those desiring further expression of the senses and enhanced interaction. It is inclusive of all of the best aspects of the aforementioned session with an added splash of steam and passion. We will enjoy a closer connection with more free flowing movement as we are called in the moment.
This type of engagement is optimally suited for the discerning gentleman who enjoys extended activities, appreciates adventure, sincere connections, and more fulfilling entertainment. During our time together I will invigorate and delight all facets of your being; igniting your passions and stimulating your senses with my charms and genuine affections as you have my full attention. I can accompany you out on the town for refined debauchery, dancing, dinner and drinks or for a private soiree of our own design in which we may revel and indulge in a deeper exploration of each other’s best attributes (and any combination there-of).
I encourage you to take a moment to check in and be clear that you will be able to follow through on plans before arranging a date with me. Respect me and my time and I will invariably respect you and yours.
*For cancellations within 48 hours I ask for a 50% inconvenience fee to help compensate for any losses incurred as a result of the cancellation.