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You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

Hello Gentlemen,

I am so thrilled you’ve found my profile. I hope our fun is about to truly begin.

I am a curvy woman, with naturally ample bust and lusciously plump lips and with soft skin and attentive hands and soulful eyes.

I am a cosmopolitan woman with a college degree, well versed in many topics from classic cinema to international politics. Due in part to my patronage I am the perfect mixture of classic southern belle charms and manners with German beauty.

I simply adore entertaining my gentleman companions. I want us to mutually spoil each other. Let’s go to the spa, and indulge in a couples massage then drink champagne in the bubble bath together. Or stroll hand and hand in one of DC’s museums after getting lunch along the waterfront. We can get a cozy cabin and spend the weekend touring wineries by day and relaxing in the jacuzzi under the stars at night.

When you are with me, you are allowing yourself to experience how regal kings felt with their mistresses, how great artists were enchanted by their muses.

Now, it is your turn to send me a message and set a date for our adventure to commence.



The Look

Heidi is a 5'10", curvy, 24 year old caucasian woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

She is available for Male only.




I love to travel and being able to visit diverse and unique places across the globe. I am always up for trying new foods or any new adventure, cause you never know where it may lead!

My favorite places I have traveled are Spain, France, and Hungary.

I am fluent in Spanish and beginner in Italian and French.

I love movies and often claim to be a “cinephile”. I am very into American classics, Japanese films (Mizoguchi, Ozu, Kurosawa), Italian neo-realism, Studio Ghibli, and Frederico Fellini are some top faves.

I really enjoy and am a fan of a wide range of music but a few top faves are Kacey Musgraves, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Lana Del Rey, The Arctic Monkeys, Kendrick Lamar, and SZA.

I love concerts, music and arts festivals, and comedy shows!

I am very artistic and love being creative and love painting, photography, journaling, collage making, and often write letters to international pen pals.

For you extra generous and sweet men who like bringing gifts

Shoe: size US 11
Bra: 36F
Panties: L/XL
Dress size: 12/14
Pants: 16 (at my fave all time jeans brand Good American)

Other favorite brands/items: Frye boots, anything from Chanel, Gucci Sunglasses and Belts, Longchamp Le Pilage bags (esp limited edition ones!), Instant film for my Fujifilm Instax camera (maybe I’ll take some just for you!), Bluray or DVDs from the Criterion Collection, Adidas sneakers.

Gift cards: Sephora, Ulta, ChickfilA, Starbucks, Aerie, Nordstrom, Alamo Theatres

Favorite Colors are purple, burgundy, pastel pink and rose gold!


Please be respectful in all correspondences. Incomplete, vulgar, and unprofessional emails will be ignored.

I usually respond within 2-3 hours maximum to emails sent during the day.

Texts are typically answered with more haste.

All prospective clients must be verified and provide two references. I DO NOT SEE ANYONE WHO DOES NOT PROVIDE SCREENING INFO.

Please include in your introductory email or text the following items:

Name, where you saw my profile, where/when you’d like our date, two references, and any specific requests or questions not otherwise addressed.

While it is not required, I do enjoy hearing a little about yourself, i.e. appearance, career & hobbies (just to get to know you)

Good hygiene is MANDATORY! I take impeccable care of myself (hair, nails, skin, teeth, health) and require the same in return.

If you cancel in less than 24 hrs before the date, I will require a deposit to reschedule.

Please be versed in envelope etiquette.

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